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Lanze is a little monster who fears society. After practicing for many years and failing to ascend, he was hired by the Time and Space Travel Bureau to play villains in various worlds.
Little Monster: (˙-˙)Okay.
World One:
Lanze entered a male video novel, waiting for the male protagonist to defeat him and obtain the secret, and then he could log off.
However, Lan Ze waited and waited, but the male protagonist just didn't come, and the story line couldn't proceed.
So the little monster sent his men to kidnap the male protagonist's lover, arrest the male protagonist's brother, and secretly investigate the male protagonist's movements.
The hero remained unmoved.
The little monster wanted to go into battle in person but was too afraid of society, so he had to write a letter to the hero:
"Why don't you come and defeat me?"
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The little monster pursed his lips tightly and wrote on the letter paper: If you don't come, I will kill your brother...
At this moment, the male protagonist's brother, who was kidnapped by the little monster, quietly appeared, his long eyebrows slightly raised: "What will you do to me?"
Little Monster: ·_· Put you back.
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World 2:
After Lanze traveled through time, he discovered that he was a villain and evil spirit and needed to constantly listen to human words in order to gain energy.
But he was so afraid of society that he didn't dare to talk to anyone at all.
So he had to pretend that he was the last god in the world and could accept the love of believers without speaking every day.
One day, a handsome man appeared in front of him with a clear and warm voice: "Are you the last god in the world?"
The little monster nodded cautiously with his mouth closed.
The man asked again: "Then what am I?"
Little monster: (⊙_⊙)
What should I do if I am caught pretending to be a god?
Other worlds to be determined.
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The text of "I am in love and I am the almighty widowed king" is as follows
Yin Feng traveled through the book and into a danmei novel with a road love show as the main line.
In a show with seven people, pairs form three pairs, and Yin Feng is the seventh person.
His task is to highlight the excellence of other guests so that they can understand each other and like each other.
Okay, I'm just a widower. I'm familiar with this job.
System: "Guest A is injured. Go find guest B. He is a doctor..."
Yin Feng: No need.
Then clean the wound of guest A and apply medicine and bandage, all in one go.
Guest A and late guest B: Wow!
The guest group had to cross a mountain of about 400 meters, and the only tool provided was a damaged airplane.
I had no choice but to choose to walk.
Yin Feng: No need, I will fix it.
While the guests were stunned, Yin Feng repaired the plane and continued: "Get up there and I'll fly it!"
Everyone: No!
The guest group passed by a certain place where there was a long drought without rain for many days. Everyone is thinking about finding resources and help to try to artificially rain.
Yin Feng: No need, I will pray for rain and watch me worship God.
Tong, the god worshiped by Yin Feng (while reluctantly raining): I think you are not very polite.
Looking at Yin Feng who really asked for rain, everyone said: Huh?
We seem to have gotten a Great Immortal (x) with all skill points.
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Because of his outstanding appearance, Yin Feng often received explicit and implicit love, but as a widowed king with basic qualities, Yin Feng rejected them all - or in other words, declined them.
"I'd like to buy you a cup of coffee."
"Yes, coffee beans are grown five kilometers away. Can you make a device for hand-grinding coffee? We don't have any sugar cubes or milk. Remember to ask for some on the way after picking the coffee beans."
"Do you want to eat white chicken? I'll cook it for you tonight."
"I just talked to that chicken. It doesn't want to die today, so forget it."
"Come on, let's go for a run and exercise together?"
Half an hour later.
Yin Feng turned around: Where are you?
Purpose: Even if you have no talent, you must work hard and be serious
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