This article is also called "Killing the old enemy", "The old enemy that can't be killed", "What kind of crappy place is the earth?", "Why does my old enemy think about fucking me all day long after becoming a roommate in a shared house", "My powerful and powerful general actually has to work to earn money?" ", "When can I save enough for a down payment on a house?"
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The second "turf war" broke out on the superpower planet GM300. Fireworks exploded in the sky every day. The two factions fought hard to separate each other. Finally one day, "seeking benevolence will lead to benevolence" - these old bastards blew up the planet.
When I opened my eyes again, I saw tall buildings and busy traffic in front of me.
Our major general asked: Where is this?
The enemy colonel replied: Good question.
Luo Bai and Hill had disliked each other for decades. They were often injured at each other's hands. They dreamed of killing each other, but the planet exploded and tied them together.
The planet exploded and fell into another world. Their first thought was to part ways.
As a result, there was no share.
Second thought: Kill the opponent.
As a result, it didn't work.
[This is the earth in the 21st century. The power signals are unstable and not working, and if you want to survive, you need money - so the two generals started working in the world to make money.
Small Theater
One day, Luo Bai asked him: Colonel Hill, how much money have we earned this month.
Hill replied: Dear Sir, it is enough to pay the rent. If you can eat less desserts, maybe you can leave me some money to buy family planning supplies.
Luo Bai: ... If you do this, your body will be hollowed out.
Hill spread his hands: Sorry, he is a few years younger than the chief and very energetic.
Next year, fierce (confident)
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