[Pre-collection of "I became popular through high-profile live broadcasts of metaphysics" and "My arch-enemy is actually my little lover", please collect them~]
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When Ye Sui'an woke up, he discovered that he and Shao Mo were the control group cannon fodder in a romance novel.
In the book, netizens believed that the sweetness of her and Shao Mo's CP combination was too fake. She was questioned about coming to variety shows to make money, but was ridiculed by the entire Internet, and finally quit the entertainment industry.
Ye Sui'an: Thank you, I have long wanted to quit the entertainment industry.
So, Ye Sui'an decided to play freely, but he told lies anyway.
The show starts,
Other groups show affection: baby, kiss~I love you~mua~
Netizen: Ahhhhh, so sweet!
Ye Sui'an and Shao Mo:
Ye Sui'an leaned over and held up Shao Mo's head: "Idiot, kiss me."
Shao Mo (shy): =v=
A smell of garlic hit my face.
Ye Sui'an: Yue——!
Netizen: Look, you've seen your true form, right? I just said they are not sweet at all!
Other combinations:
Man: Baby, you smell so good today~
Woman: Honey, I sprayed perfume~
The two looked at each other and smiled, and their sweetness instantly exploded.
Netizen: Ahhhhh, so sweet!
Ye Sui'an and Shao Mo:
After watching the other groups' intimate interactions, Ye Sui'an turned to Shao Mo and said, "I'll give you a good smell."
Shao Mo stretched out his head (expectedly): What?
Ye Sui'an turned around and took out a small toy that could release odor: Pfft~
Shao Mo: Ugh——!
Netizen: Well... It seems like I'm dating that piece of shit!
The show is halfway through,
Shao Mo took out the potato chips and fed them to Ye Sui'an's mouth, and complained to her lonely about the online comments: Look at others, they are so sweet, but look at us, they are so fake!
Ye Sui'an remembered the original plot and nodded heavily: It was indeed fake!
Other guests (angry): Are you kidding me? ? ?
Netizen (excited): It's so fake but so real!
The program is over,
Reporters interviewed Ye Sui'an and Shao Mo: How do you two achieve such authenticity in the show?
Two people (confused): What? Reality? What are you talking about? ? ?
Screenshot taken on 2022.7.07
[Pre-release 1 "The archenemy is actually my little lover?" !
Fu Huan is the cannon fodder female supporting character of a sweet pet novel, the kind who specializes in clearing obstacles for the heroine and ends up dying a happy death.
Unexpectedly, after she came back from rebirth, she suddenly had a fiancé——
Still her mortal enemy!
My fiancé collapsed and wanted to run away: She picked me up with one hand and could spin me around a few more times! But I only like the kind who can act coquettishly and be like Xiaojiabiyu! !
Fu Huan was disgusted: It's like I care about you. I only like sunny boys!
The two eventually broke up on bad terms.
In order to comfort his injured heart, Fu Huan decided to find a sunny boy on the chat app to chat and relieve his boredom.
App: User Xiaojiaojiao, please enter your character.
By some strange mistake, Fu Huan entered 'Xiaojiabiyu'.
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Elbeihe was very dissatisfied that his fiancée was Fu Huan. When he was angry, he found that he had downloaded an app on his phone at some point and could not uninstall it.
Looking at the sultry slogan on the app, Elbehe decided to go in and take a look.
App: User Sunshine Boy, please enter your personality.
Involuntarily, the Elbe River imported the 'Sunshine Big Boy'.
App: Congratulations, the match was successful.
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After getting along for a period of time, Fu Huan was very satisfied with the person he was chatting with.
Xiao Jiaojiao: Dear~ We have been chatting for so long, let's meet~
Sunshine Boy: Okay, baby~
Fu Huan turned around and called his fiancé, whom he had arranged to see wedding dresses with tomorrow, and deliberately acted coquettishly to disgust him: "Honey, I have a commercial to shoot tomorrow, and I can't accompany you~"
Elbehe rolled his eyes: Yue——! Who cares about you?
He was secretly happy in his heart, but also disgusted with her: "It's okay, honey, I just have a meeting abroad to hold tomorrow. Let's meet again when we have time."
Fu Huan: Ugh—! How can this man be so oily!
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The next day, the two people, well-equipped and excited, met in a cafe.
Fu Huan/Shao Mo was shocked:? ? ?
Aren't you filming a commercial/meeting? !
So,
Where did my sunny boy/Xiao Jiaojiao go? ? ?
[Pre-collection 2 "I became popular through high-profile live broadcasts of metaphysics"]
As a big boss in the demon world, A Diao has always been an all-powerful presence with a pair of scissor hands. However, he accidentally caught the path of his enemy and was reborn in the body of A Diao, a newcomer who had just joined the work.
However, A Diao, who was used to being a boss, didn't want to be used to being a leader at all, so A Diao was honorably dismissed.
A Diao: It's okay, I'm a big boss, looking for a job is nothing!
A week later, A Diao had not found a job.
A month later, A Diao had nothing to gain.
A Diao: It's okay, I'm the boss... Why don't you go back to your old job and do live broadcasting?
…
A Diao was launched on a certain durian live streaming platform with high profile, and netizens who saw it laughed and watched the show.
"It's so funny. Young anchor should keep a low profile. At what level do you dare to ask for 100,000 yuan just after the show starts?"
After a while, someone asked a question out of curiosity: "My rose leaves have been damaged by leafcutter bees recently, but there are no leafcutter bees here. I want to ask the anchor what's going on."
A Diao counted with his fingers: Your girlfriend did it.
Netizens were categorical: Impossible, absolutely impossible!
A Diao smiled disdainfully: Is it possible that I am talking about your girlfriend being the Leafcutter Bee?
Netizens were full of questions:? ? Are you crazy?
The audience in the live broadcast room found it even more interesting. They started barraging to ridicule and swore: If what the anchor said is true, I will stand on my head and eat flying!
A few hours later, netizen: Boss, I will give you 200,000, please help me!
A Diao smiled mysteriously: Give me the address.
Audience: No, are you serious about this netizen? Be careful of being deceived!
Half a day later, the netizen madly gave Ah Diao a big salute on the live broadcast platform and Aite's previous netizens asked him to stand on his head and eat flying, which directly put Ah Diao's live broadcast room on the newcomer list.
Netizen: Boss, please accept my respect!
Audience:? ? !
Purpose: Prosperity, Democracy, Civilization and Harmony
Reader comments
So don't collect it yet. I won't be able to post another chapter for half a month 😂
So don't collect it yet. I won't be able to post another chapter for half a month 😂