Talking about sales VS being cold and peerless but actually attacking with the attributes of a milk dog
Li Zhifei traveled through a novel about being cut in half, and at the beginning, he was inexplicably mixed up with the title of a national master.
System: As long as it helps the male protagonist realize his ideals and reach the pinnacle of life! You can go back.
Li Zhifei: This is easy to handle! After all, the male protagonist is the male protagonist. All he needs is a little guidance. Where is he now?
The system hesitated: He was beaten half to death by the emperor, his martial arts was banned and thrown into prison, and he will be executed tomorrow. The author simply couldn't figure out how to save the male protagonist and run away...
Li Zhifei:......
Just when he was working hard to raise a prince who had been raised in an enemy country from a young age to a king who could lead thousands of armies, Li Zhifei stood on the city wall, watching the hero's army pressing down on the border, and was filled with emotion: Finally he could go back.
The system said excitedly: Thank you for your contribution to the plot of Cutting in Half! On behalf of all my colleagues, thank you! Now you just need to jump down to return to the original world.
Li Zhifei jumped up and fell into a strong embrace a few seconds later.
The male protagonist turned pale and shouted at him: Are you crazy!
Li Zhifei scratched his face in embarrassment: The country is dead. As a national teacher, I think I should follow...
The male protagonist whispered: There is no eternal dynasty, only an unchanging world. Come back with me.
A few days later, Li Zhifei, wearing a bright red wedding dress, jumped angrily: Damn! I treat you as a brother, but you actually want to sleep with me!
P. S.
1. Funny and relaxing inspirational text
2. Dog Blood Theater
3. Li Zhifei gave up the opportunity to return to the real world for the male protagonist.
4. Ending HE!
Concept: relaxed, happy, humorous and harmonious