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"It seems like... He wants to eat me."
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Si Wei is an actor with both good looks and acting skills, and he is forced to join the "rice system".
His targets have changed from ordinary people to death, infinite bosses, evil gods, zombie brides, aliens, demons, vampires, dangerous contained objects...
Si Wei: What does [Hunger Value] mean?
System 517: [Hunger Value] represents the monsters' willingness to eat with you. If it reaches 100%, the monster will eat with you.
Si Wei: Are you sure that's what you mean? You can lie to yourself, but don't lie to your brothers too?
The monster's eyes became more and more eager.
Si Wei: How do I feel... He wants to eat me? That's right?
Monster: Do it.
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World 1: "Going to eat at the funeral of my boyfriend who is the god of death"
My boyfriend died as soon as he started. It was a wild start.
Si Wei went directly to the banquet. At the funeral, all the boyfriend's family members were beaming with joy, their mouths were split to the back of their heads, and they all thanked him for defeating the monster.
Si Wei took the opportunity to take a few bites of food, but the system did not prompt that the task was completed.
He looked at the coffin in the mourning hall, then——
Who is that person lying there...
And, how can one kill a god of death?
He didn't have to worry about it. The god of death later——
My wife was molested, so she immediately committed suicide!
If my wife ignores me, she will die immediately!
My wife was so frightened that she immediately hid her body!
My wife got angry and scolded me, let me die again! !
World Two: "Going to Eat at the Evil God's Wedding Banquet"
Si Wei woke up and found himself lying in a red coffin with gold, silver and jewelry piled around him. He got up and ran away. Not long after, I heard that the bride of the evil god was missing.
The evil god was furious and wanted to devour the entire town.
In order for his wedding banquet to be held on time so that he could make ends meet, Si Wei had to help him find a bride. But they couldn't be found. The evil god said he wanted to cancel the wedding banquet, but Si Wei tried his best to dissuade him.
Evil God: Then will you be my bride?
Si Wei:? ? !
Other worlds to be determined~
Read the instructions:
*No cannibalism! It won't really eat people!
*HE. Gong is a person, a variety of monsters, sometimes dark, twisted and crawling...
*Cover artist: Xunsiji—Nicholas Ergou
Please read the next book: "The little scumbag fights for custody rights with five bosses in the men's dormitory"
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Luo Bai is a little cat who appears in many novels.
He is the lap pet of the bloodthirsty demon.
He is the sweetheart of the yandere villain.
He is the domineering president's beloved.
He is the treasure in the palm of the crazy criticizing evil god.
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He is beautiful, aloof, coquettish and willful, and loves no one.
Previous owners said he was a scumbag cat.
After completing 100 missions, Luo Bai was about to become a human being after completing his merits. However, he was accidentally injured and wandered to the university campus, where he was picked up by an innocent male college student and taken back to his dormitory.
Luo Bai walked in and saw that all the bosses he had trashed were gathered in this dormitory!
Oh my god! Dying!
The Bloodthirsty Demon Lord looked at the cat's head: It looks like the cat I lost, so don't touch it.
The yandere villain looked at his paw: No, this should be the one I raised, give it back to me.
The overbearing CEO scratched his chin: Nonsense, this is clearly the breast I bought for 100 million!
The crazy criticizing evil god touched his tail: Put down my son! Otherwise I will kill you all! !
The male college student hugged him tightly: Hey, I picked it up, and I am its biological father.
Then the five men started fighting.
Luo Bai:......
All five people gave Luo Bai nicknames. They called each other their own names in the dormitory every day, and Luo Bai almost went crazy.
After a fight, the big guys arranged a shift for Luo Bai:
On Monday, accompany the bloodthirsty demon king to embarrass the protagonist in the fairy world;
On Tuesday, accompany the domineering president to wagging his tail at the negotiation table to charm his opponents;
On Wednesday, accompany the crazy evil god to scare stupid players in the fantasy world;
On Thursday, accompany the yandere villain as he crawls in the dark on a cold rainy night to break up a couple;
On Friday, I spent a whole day with a male college student in class.
Luo Bai was about to cry but had no tears: I, Cat, am going to die from exhaustion!
Graduation is approaching, the big guys are about to go their separate ways, and Luo Bai's custody rights have become a serious issue.
The big guys started fighting for him again.
Luo Bai put his little bag on his back and tiptoed: I'm the cat, let's take this opportunity to sneak away~
Intention: Eat well and cherish food. Open your heart and love life