Why Do the Two-Dimensional Movies I Make Never Follow the Script?

The newly appointed god Sentou Mo received a mission from his superiors and went to make movies in various worlds to collect energy. He had to prepare actors, scripts, etc. Himself. Chitomo, who thought he was very accurate in reading people, embarked on the next task with confidence. Unexpectedly, during the filming process, the actors he was optimistic about began to stab him in the back mercilessly one by one. "A new script opens!" "We welcome Edogawa Conan, whose shortest height is 60 centimeters, Nakahara Chuuya, who has only been 1.6 Meters tall in his life, and Gojo Satoru, whose legs are 1.9 Meters long, to participate in this script!" Conan:? Zhongyuan:? Gojo Satoru: Pfft... "Please Conan name this script" Detective Conan instantly turns on the detective radar: When naming the script, do you simply say the name of the script? Or... "You have named this script: My good-for-nothing long-legged father and short eldest brother." Conan: ! ! ! He obviously hasn't said anything yet! He is innocent! He looked at his height, which was not as long as other people's legs, and the great writer who was already flying in the air and about to explode. Conan was weak, pitiful and helpless as he hugged his football that could be played day and night: How can I, an ordinary person, live like this? ! It was supposed to be a daily comedy about family warmth, but due to the actors' freedom of expression and their own attributes, it turned into a large-scale action movie with suspense reasoning, criminal investigation horror, and escape room escape. There are all kinds of murders, bombing ships, planes, aircraft carriers at every turn, and your football with a headshot from 800 meters away is too much! ! ! Funds are burning all the time, so some people please reflect on their own physique! "Ethics of Rural Family Entrepreneurship - Dazaiko, I am Tate Gin, making money!" Osamu Dazai:) Let's look at the intellectual ceiling. With Osamu Dazai, the caretaker, and the force level reaching their peak, Gin, the winery's only hope, will lead the whole village on the road to entrepreneurship and wealth. Wait! Don't fight! Also, if you try to get rich by being a gangster, be careful not to be banned from broadcasting! When the wooden warehouse was placed on Dazai Osamu's head, Gin said ruthlessly: I never kill unknown people, so tell me your name! After three seconds of silence, Dazai Osamu said: I won't change my name when I work, I won't change my surname when I sit down, I am Mori Ogai, I like lolita, if you have the ability to go out, you will kill me, come on! Mori Ogai watching all this: Are you polite? "The passionate and courageous pursuit of dreams of youth - Coach, we want to play e-sports!" Reliable adults will usher in a second career choice in life! Invite our team members: Gojo Satoru, Gintoki, Yato, Amuro Toru, Reigen Shintaka Faced with continuous disconnection, the indirect super reliable teammates, the only consistently reliable Toru Amuro: Ah this After a movie was filmed, the working emperor, who could work three jobs alone, said: No, I'm going to have stomach trouble... "The story of independent women's growth and business war - the widow Zhenmao and her creditor, the ghost slayer Tsukikuni Enichi" Friendly reminder: Please repay the debt as soon as possible, otherwise it will be chopped into 1,800 pieces! If you die in the movie, you will really be gone! A real person who was just born and wanted to make trouble but was directly taught how to be a human being by the ceiling of combat power:??? Real person: Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Brother, I was wrong, I love humans, humans love me, we are all good friends~ Faced with a movie that cannot be said to be exactly the same as the original version, but can only be said to have nothing to do with it, Chitomo said: If this continues, even the gods will become bald! ! ! Intention: Go make a movie