I Conquer the World with My Accent

Take a look at the advance collection of the column "Thumping" The copy is at the bottom, please! ! ! Copywriting of this article: Yao Peidong opened his eyes and found that he had time-traveled into the body of a vicious cannon fodder from an ancient novel. This little cannon fodder was abused by his stepmother since he was a child and became a psychopath. He always opposed the heroine and ended up miserable. Yao Peidong: "Isn't this a fool's errand..." Fortunately, the road is boundless, and a guy who claims to be from the Mandarin system suddenly jumped out and said that as long as he completes the task of promoting Mandarin, his destiny can be changed. Yao Peidong: "This thing of yours is good, but I wonder if there are no (four tones) people speaking in dialects in these ancient novels?" Mandarin system: "..." God wants to kill me, and the target of the task is actually my host myself! Everyone suddenly discovered that the crazy lady in the Prime Minister's Mansion who was famous throughout the capital had changed. She even spoke with a strange accent and became even crazier! However, why do you still like to listen to her talk? In order to complete the task of promoting Mandarin, Yao Peidong traveled all over the country and made friends along the way. His favorite thing to do was to chat with everyone. So the Mandarin system watched helplessly as its task progress bar dropped from the initial 99% to single digits, with a tendency to grow towards negative numbers. Mandarin system: "Isn't this a fool's errand..." —— He Chonghua has been opposed to his already decided marriage since he was a child. How can there be a marriage between two people who have never even met? So when he finally had the ability to decide on his own marriage, he immediately went to the Prime Minister's Mansion to request an annulment of the engagement. It was also there that he met his nominal fiancée for the first time. The first time she met Yao Peidong, she was peeping out of the door and he saw her. He Chonghua: "This lady from the Prime Minister's Mansion is quite lively." When she met Yao Peidong for the second time, she was performing a storyteller in a teahouse, and there was a burst of applause from the crowd. He Chonghua: "Hey, it's interesting." Later... He Chonghua: "Dong, I've always missed you. Just take a look at me." (The fictitious world is all made up. All settings are for plot service, please don't be too particular about it, booboo~) - Pre-receipt of the article "Thumping": The band has been established for five years, and Jing Man has also secretly liked Xu Qifeng for five years. In an early interview, a reporter asked Jingman about his impression of the captain. Jing Man clutched the drumstick, turned his head and glanced at Xu Qifeng, who was sitting next to him with an expressionless expression, and said with self-deprecation, "My stepfather has always been known to bully others!" This interview was uncovered after the band became popular Fans looked at Xu Qifeng, who was as cold as ever on the screen, puzzled until the two appeared on a travel variety show together. - Jingman interacted with the traffic niche student who recorded the show with him. Xu Qifeng pulled Jing Man aside with a straight face: "Don't play with that kid. He's glib and talkative. He's not a good person at first glance." Jing Man saw Xu Qifeng coughing and gave him a glass of warm water. Xu Qifeng tried his best to suppress the rising corners of his mouth: "You are really my good daughter." Jingman got local delicacies from doing tasks. Xu Qifeng said seriously: "Don't eat this. It's not good for your health. Dad should help you eat it." Fans:… Is this really the lead singer who exploded on stage in my impression? The father-daughter CP went straight to the top three on the CP list the day after the show was broadcast. - Later, an unscrupulous reporter rushed to the front during the interview and almost slammed the microphone into Jing Man's face. Xu Qifeng held Jing Man in his arms, frowned and asked coldly: "Which media company are you from?" In the distance, only the fans who saw Xu Qifeng suddenly hugging Jing Man said: "I got it! What a perfect match!" Xu Qifeng's ears moved slightly, pretending not to hear. Reporter taking photos nearby:? What the hell are you blushing for? Let my daughter go! ! ! Creative genius vocalist × rhythm master drummer Two-way secret love, daily life in kindergarten (not) #The moment you look at me, what sounds in your ears is the beating of drums, or my heartbeat. - Small Theater No one knows that Jing Man's original intention of learning the drums was just to blow the head off that annoying boy he met when he was a child. Until later I met Xu Qifeng Jingman: "Are you the number one rock king in the universe?" Xu Qifeng: "Are you the invincible little devil?" Jingman: "..." #Meeting you is my blessing (gnashing teeth. Jpg) Purpose: Love life, love hometown