With my gay friend Shui Muhuo "I rely on clearing the game to become a housekeeper"
Copywriting is below owo
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Chen Chaosheng is the most skilled swordsman in the sect.
He only loves to practice swordsmanship, is afraid of strangers, and doesn't like to go out.
Once, in order to escape from the sect competition, he spent thousands of years in seclusion.
After leaving the customs, I found that my sect had become a cultural monument, and it cost fifty silver coins to enter. And his portrait is hanging at the ticket office, with the words "Chen Chaosheng and Death Millennium Commemorative Ceremony" written clearly on the wide red note.
Chen Chaosheng took out a handful of Kaiyuan Tongbao and saw the huge crowd. He took a deep breath before he dared to step forward and said tremblingly: "One ticket for the elderly."
But he saw the waiter in charge of ticket sales yelling, holding his hand tightly with one hand, and holding his throat with the other: "Director! Someone is evading the fare! They haven't shown their health code! They haven't put on a mask!"
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Chen Chaosheng had not squatted in an orange for more than a thousand years. His white Taoist robe was spotless, except for the orange vest on his head and an iron bracelet on the wrist holding the sword.
There are many portraits posted on the walls in Orange, all of which he is familiar with.
His cold and ruthless senior brother from the Hehuan Sect has now become a movie king, and is also an anti-pornography and anti-illegal ambassador lurking in the entertainment industry.
His natal sword, devoted to the Tao, is now a priceless national treasure. It has also been combined with the bloodline of other famous swords to give birth to 108 cultural relics.
His good master who did not eat the fireworks of the world has now become a giant in the real estate industry, with a net worth of hundreds of billions. It is said that he has twenty villas in the city center.
Chen Chaosheng alone, facing strangers, looked calm and calm, but his heart was already filled with uproar.
"Be honest, name, age, occupation, ID number."
The sword cultivator in white sighed softly and said: "Chen Chaosheng, whose name is Zhongyao. He should be a thousand and two years old. He is a sword cultivator. On weekdays... He conquers demons and demons..."
"Are you an adult yet? A high school student, right? You don't study and you tell lies."
* Xianyu Society's Fear of Sword Cultivator
Self-release product, no outline.
*Disdains the author's patriotism and dedication, and the three views in the article are not the author's three views.
It is recommended to watch it without thinking! Be sure to bring the shavings, the author can help you keep them!
*Check out the advance collection of "The Unemployed Novelist" next door
[The copy is tentatively scheduled to be revised on August 19, 2022]
Qin Huai is a novelist who lives at home.
He is twenty-two years old and has a rental house of thirty square meters. After dropping out of high school, there were about thirty bowls of discarded instant noodles on the table.
The updates are never finished, and the guarantee is only three yuan per thousand words. My parents have cut off the relationship, and I am in a state of struggle to survive. I am currently facing a rent crisis.
Opening the phone, looking at the junior high school classmate who posted nine sunny travel photos in the V WeChat circle of friends, they became a sweet couple...
Qin Huai frowned: I'm so annoyed.
Destroy mankind.
Fingers swollen due to tenosynovitis…
Obviously he had good grades in junior high school and good looks, and his parents and teachers were proud of him.
Oh, this damn life.
The next book is about tentacle monsters destroying the world.
I hope everyone will be cremated together tomorrow.
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Stay up all night and sleep to death.
When he woke up, he found tentacles growing under his shirt.
He seems to possess some of the characteristics of the protagonist, such as tentacles, curses, and photosynthesis.
Qin Huai: I'm laughing so hard. Humanity will perish tomorrow.
Qin Huai walked out of his room for the first time after sixty days, only to find someone wielding a sword above his head, and a magical girl holding a staff...
The girl smiled at him: "Are you also an unemployed novelist?"
*The male protagonist is gloomy, a gloomy man with long hair and black hair and glasses.
Gay copywriting-
I rely on clearing the game to become a housekeeper-Shui Mu Huo
①The heroine's perspective:
A hard-working and outstanding worker was stunned at his work station. The cost of waking up was physical alienation and being bound to a game for internal testing.
When Logan asked, he discovered that in order to play this game, he had to be a rent collector.
Bah! Excellent workers will never be oppressed by others!
Another question: The rent-collecting house is located on the Second Ring Road in a second-tier city, and the house was given to her for free.
Tang Wan: It's impossible to work part-time. You can only earn rent by playing games.
However, she really wanted the system to explain why there were so many strange tenants in her building!
From then on, with his ten-centimeter retractable black nails, Tang Wan served the people every day.
②Ordinary person's perspective:
One day, the tenants and some people in the house were drawn into an unlimited streaming game. Tenants have a safe house where they can rest, different furniture has different recovery functions, and there are even some level NPCs that will be gentler to them.
What's more, there's a certain chance of summoning a mysterious boss wielding extra-long black nails to save you.
For a time, they thought they were getting the Infinite Flow Group Favorite script.
Later, everyone discovered that the NPCs who were gentle to the tenants were roommates who lived in the same room with them and had never met them.
And that gothic man with long black nails is their landlord.
Intention: Even if it is difficult, we must shine!
Reader comments
A little uncomfortable...
Love is indeed a good thing.
But Siri obviously gets along very happily with the protagonist and has experienced so many things. One second they were still chatting, and the next second they were deleting their memories for Xie Chunshan without even saying goodbye. What is the difference between erasing memories and having a friend of the protagonist die directly?
The master and uncle are also very kind to the protagonist, but they don't care at all when the protagonist goes to school. They only think about plastic surgery to please girls. The director, whom he has not known for a few months, watches the protagonist learn.
The senior brother obviously lived with the protagonist at first, but after falling in love, he abandoned the protagonist and lived in the temple. He didn't even come to see his uncle when he was undergoing surgery...
The natal sword has left the protagonist's side for the life of a womanizer. Of course, I don't dislike this. Dead things have human hearts, even if there is only a small part of the human heart related to love, it is still precious.
But obviously family and friendship are as important as love and can be higher than love depending on the person, but the protagonist's relatives and friends all put him second or even further behind his lover. In his recollection, the senior brother was even like the protagonist's pet at the beginning, and he felt that he should be the closest person to the protagonist. However, when he was with a person he had just met for less than a month, he immediately went offline and lost contact with the protagonist.
Isn't this no cp? Why is the taste of supremacy of love still so strong?
A little uncomfortable... Love is indeed a good thing. But Siri obviously gets along very happily with the protagonist and has experienced so many things. One second they were still chatting, and the next second they were deleting their memories for Xie Chunshan without even saying goodbye. What is the difference between erasing memories and having a friend of the protagonist die directly? The master and uncle are also very kind to the protagonist, but they don't care at all when the protagonist goes to school. They only think about plastic surgery to please girls. The director, whom he has not known for a few months, watches the protagonist learn. The senior brother obviously lived with the protagonist at first, but after falling in love, he abandoned the protagonist and lived in the temple. He didn't even come to see his uncle when he was undergoing surgery... The natal sword has left the protagonist's side for the life of a womanizer. Of course, I don't dislike this. Dead things have human hearts, even if there is only a small part of the human heart related to love, it is still precious. But obviously family and friendship are as important as love and can be higher than love depending on the person, but the protagonist's relatives and friends all put him second or even further behind his lover. In his recollection, the senior brother was even like the protagonist's pet at the beginning, and he felt that he should be the closest person to the protagonist. However, when he was with a person he had just met for less than a month, he immediately went offline and lost contact with the protagonist. Isn't this no cp? Why is the taste of supremacy of love still so strong?