Ever since I traveled through time, I have been working hard, working hard, and working hard without complaining. I will never lie down when I can sit, never sit down when I can stand, and never stand when I can walk. It is a pity that God is jealous and people are resentful, and luck is not good..."
"…Speak human language. "
"I failed in my strategy for male supporting role. "
Funny version: Everyone in the Immortal Cultivation Sect has spiritual roots, and the fewer spiritual roots the better, and a single spiritual root is better. But when Si Chen pressed his hand on the spiritual stone, the entire Xuanyang Sect saw countless colors.
Xuanyang Sect: "..."
Si Chen: "... What should I do? I seem to have taken out the palette. "
With reverse output, even the most useless loser can counterattack!
Disciple A: "Senior sister can spit fire from her mouth, and this disciple can help us make fire when we go out for training! "
Disciple B: "Senior sister can turn into a pot helmet and carry us to the sky! "
Disciple C: "Look, senior sister's head has turned transparent, scaring several junior fellow apprentices to faint! "
Si Chen: ... I wanted to practice Jackie Chan Aotian, but ended up becoming Martin.
Si Chen picked up a little beggar and went back to wash it and make it into a white jade dumpling. This little dumpling was so fragile that Si Chen was afraid that he would die one day, so he had to feed him delicious food every day.
Unexpectedly, she had been in seclusion for ten years due to her injury. When she came out again, her previously soft and glutinous dumpling had grown crooked! Dressed in red, she looks very romantic, and her peach blossom eyes are full of charm.
That's okay! Si Chen took action and returned my former dwarf junior brother!
But her good junior brother was more than a hair and a half taller than her. His red clothes flew up and he restrained her easily. He put his head on her shoulder and smiled, his eyes filled with affection: "Senior sister, what can you do to me? "
Si Chen: "Monster! Give me back to my pure and innocent little junior brother! "
But before she knew it... She was seduced.
This article is also known as "Senior Sister's Thousands of Skills" and "How to Break When You Become Martin"
The heroine is a fake loser who is sober on the outside and a fake loser on the inside × the male protagonist who is charming and pretentious
Demining: There are some abuse points, some abuse points, the male protagonist is not a good person, and his three views are not correct.
Purpose: Only when you learn to love will you be loved
