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(Pre-collection of "The Popular Psychic Variety Show", please collect it, the copy is at the bottom)
After being robbed of resources by Xiao Hua, a popular little girl, one hundred and eight times, You You, the three-time Best Actress in Film Awards, suddenly woke up.
She is just a tool in a showbiz novel for the heroine to step on and feel good about.
Youyou thought about it for three days and decided to get married according to her family's arrangements.
Then I got a job on Fortune - Island Survival Variety Show
Survival is not a problem, she can do it.
Youyou, who has been unemployed for a long time, wags her tail and goes.
I met many guests on the show, but three of them were highlighted.
Xiao Hua, who had robbed her of resources one hundred and eight times.
Pei Jin, her rumored boyfriend who has been searched 800 times.
And the ruthless tyrant Lu Changwen who had a secret marriage with her.
Live audience: Youyou, is she relying on cp speculation again to gain popularity? ! When she was on the show, she couldn't even answer the conversation. Why did the show crew look for her? Fortunately, there is Xiao Huahua, otherwise I wouldn't know who to look at!
Live audience: Hahahahahahaha, I heard that the person who is in her group is Mr. Leng Aoba. She will not be a little maid carrying shoes like in "Harem". This is extremely lucky.
Live viewers: order wax in advance. JPG
You, a life-level tenth-level loser, who has no sense at all, has been given the task of cooking.
She rolled up her sleeves neatly, as if she was extremely skilled: I can do it!
Live audience: Hahahahahahaha, I was laughing so hard. Are you sure You You is really cooking, isn't he taking revenge on his teammates? Dogs won't eat this.
Live audience: Damn it, she really ate it! She ate, she ate, and she still ate everything? ? ? See her expression? Isn't that gray paste delicious?
Live audience: Little question mark, do you have many friends?
Also eating was Lu Changwen.
But the next day the man snatched the pot from her hand.
Lu Changwen had a cold face: Let me go!
The movements of cleaning up the mess are so skillful that it makes people feel distressed.
Live audience:? ? ? When I put the question mark, it was not that there was something wrong with me, but that something was wrong with the boss.
Live audience: Isn't Boss Ba's way of cleaning up the mess a little too skillful?
Live audience: Ahhhhh, it's too sweet. Kswl, I declare that this pair of CPs are locked. I'll take the key!
Xiao Hua: hello? Could you please take a picture of me?
Marriage first, love later
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-The most popular psychic variety show
Feng Ling, a former Taoist genius but now a metaphysics anchor who can't even afford to eat, resolutely accepted a psychic variety show in order to achieve the freedom of milk tea.
It's said to be a psychic variety show and written for psychological consultation.
The consulting guests are the unruly and handsome top-notch actors, the elegant and calm movie kings, and the multi-talented producers who are famous for their good looks...
The masters are responsible for communicating (consulting) spirits, and Feng Ling is responsible for variety shows.
Feng Ling: Shh, don't talk, I understand.
Feng Ling: I'm good at making trouble.
With a face that knows no boundaries, Feng Ling successfully transformed into a troublemaker in variety shows.
Top tip: Recently, I always put on women's clothes unconsciously...
Taoist Master: Have you been under a lot of pressure lately...
Feng Ling (pretending): Oh, I saw it, it's a red wedding dress in ancient costume.
Fan: Haha, you shameless woman, I caught you searching for my dirty photos on your phone!
Best Actor: Since three years ago, there has always been a bouquet of white chrysanthemums beside my pillow...
Thai Luang Phor: The possibility of crazy illegitimate meals cannot be ruled out...
Feng Ling (didn't listen at all): This must be the flower given to me!
Audience: Blood pressure rises, where are the crazy bastard meals? Come and take her in soon!
Producer: I have an old cell phone that never stops ringing…
Psychic medium: First of all, we have to consider whether the mobile phone is malfunctioning...
Feng Ling (bravely questioning): Really? Give me your mobile number and I'll try.
Audience: I can't stand it anymore. Can the program team stop looking for this kind of seductress who will definitely be the first to receive the lunch! ! !
After the variety show aired, Feng Ling was scolded as a black man on the Internet.
When he rushed into a shameless live broadcast room, the jaws of passers-by dropped.
The third person on the list, who spent hundreds of thousands to win consecutive hits, is clearly the top player with a smiling voice.
"Lingling, if you don't want to give me your contact information, can I treat you to a meal?"
Not to be outdone, the second person on the list opened the video to reveal his handsome and elegant face.
"It would be an honor if you would date me."
The top producer smiled coldly and raised his hand to drive a Maybach.
"Ten minutes of meeting, is that enough?"
Overnight, Feng Ling became famous all over the Internet.
"Damn it, is everything she said on the show true?"
"It's wrong of me to scold you. Mr. Feng, please don't let me suffer. Put your hands together."
"Please, Lord Feng Ling, please bring good luck, love, and make a fortune if you don't succeed!!"
Purpose: Strength is the gold standard for testing level
