The inspiration for the first version of "It's Hard to Be a Bamboo Horse (Quickly Travel)" was written in 2022.7 And revised on 2026.5.15. Both have been archived.
There was a major bug in Partition 419 [Brothers Zone]. There were so many closets that the content of straight men in this zone was extremely close to 0%. Su Rong, a new system in the waiting zone, was assigned to maintain the balance of the partition.
System 000: Your mission is very simple. You play the role of a good brother and protect your brother's sexual orientation to the death. Do you understand?
Su Rong: Guaranteed to complete the mission.
World 1: But he said he was very sad when he lost his love.
Su Rong plays the role of a soft, beautiful, and easily repulsed heartthrob. He has never been in love since he was a child. However, because he is so beautiful, he receives more and more confessions after going to college, most of them from the same sex. Su Rong is very distressed and confides his concerns to his good brother Lu Wenfeng.
Lu Wenfeng said that these gay men were really disgusting. He put his arm around Zhu Rong's shoulders and said, "Next time someone comes to you to confess their feelings, ask them to come to me."
Lu Wenfeng is from the Physical Education Institute. He is 1.96Cm tall and has very well-toned muscles. Moreover, Lu Wenfeng's father is a school director. No one in Jiangda dares to touch Lu Wenfeng's bad luck.
Gradually, those people stopped pestering Su Rong. Su Rong was very happy and planned to treat Lu Wenfeng to dinner and thank him.
Unexpectedly, Lu Wenfeng started to have hangovers every day. It was said that he was trapped in love and was cuckolded by his new partner.
How could this happen? How pitiful.
Su Rong went to Lu Wenfeng's home to enlighten him, put his arms around Lu Wenfeng's shoulders just like Lu Wenfeng treated him, and said softly: "You still have me, we are good brothers, I will always be with you."
In the darkness, Lu Wenfeng's eyes were fierce and bright, like a beast gathering momentum.
He wrapped his arms around Su Rong's slender and beautiful body, and what arrived before the touch was the scent of Su Rong's body.
"RongRong, I'm really sad."
"RongRong, you smell so good."
"Rongrong, it's normal for brothers to help each other."
"RongRong, I feel much better after sleeping with you."
[Dip! Drop! Drop! Warning, sexual orientation has gone off the rails! ]
000 Made a sharp blast: Ah————!
The first world 000 collapsed: Brothers are brothers! Brothers can't sleep with each other!
Su Rong pursed his lips: But he said he was sad because he was broken up in love•᎔•
System::)
Su Rong said to 000: 000, why is the entrance to my butt sore?
000: Where does it hurt?
Su Rong: the entrance to the buttocks.
000: First of all, humans generally call this place the exit. If you keep calling it the entrance, it will always hurt.
World 2: Brothers' marriage
Su Rong plays the role of a noble young master from the Su family who is favored by thousands of people. He started to learn to manage the family business when he was twenty years old. However, the family is too big and he needs to learn a lot. For this reason, he went to consult Luo Jingchuan, his good brother who he grew up with.
Luo Jingchuan was different from him. Luo Jingchuan was the eldest son of the family and had already started to take over the family business. He knew a lot more than him. Su Rong humbly asked for advice and stayed with Luo Jingchuan all day long.
But what a coincidence, Luo Jingchuan was framed by his opponent. He and Luo Jingchuan had a ridiculous night, and two months later, they were shocked to find out that they were pregnant with Luo Jingchuan's child.
How could this happen? It's so annoying.
He went to Luo Jingchuan to tell the truth and wanted Luo Jingchuan to come up with an idea.
Luo Jingchuan frowned, held his shoulders and said, "It doesn't matter, let's get married. We are good brothers and the people who know each other best. I feel relieved to marry you, Rong Rong, and so do you."
Su Rong nodded.
After marriage, they were ostensibly partners, but privately they were still good brothers. They ate together, attended auctions, and occasionally slept in the same bed like they did when they were children.
Su Rong had some swelling during pregnancy and always couldn't sleep well.
Luo Jingchuan peeled off his pajamas and lowered his head: "It won't be uncomfortable if I help you suck it out."
Su Rong said apologetically: "Luo Jingchuan, I have to trouble you even with such a thing. You are so kind to me."
Luo Jingchuan kissed his chest, and the gentleman said, "Because we are the best brothers."
000 Once again made a sharp blast.
World Three: Progressive Youth Studying Abroad
Su Rong plays the role of a young master who returned from studying abroad during the Republic of China. The young master learned the most advanced ideas abroad and held high the banner of rejecting arranged marriages. His family said he was crazy about studying. Only his good brother Jiang Yidong, who returned from studying abroad with him, supported him because Jiang Yidong had the same troubles as him.
Su Rong and Jiang Yidong were drinking together. Jiang Yidong drunkenly put his arms around his brother's shoulders and said, "They are just pedantic. Nowadays, foreign countries are all about free love, let alone arranged marriages. There are still men who fall in love with men and women who fall in love with women. The world should be open to diversity and tolerance."
Su Rong said: "Yes."
Jiang Yidong is a young boss of the Jiangzhou Coal Mine Bureau. He is about to be forced to marry a girl he has never met. It is said that the girl has also returned from studying abroad and is not willing to marry Jiang Yidong like this. For this reason, she went on a hunger strike for three days to protest.
Jiang Yidong was very moved and felt that they should also fight bravely. He thought of an idea to fight.
Said to Su Rong: "Zhong Qian, let's fall in love! We must implement freedom and democracy into every corner of love and marriage!"
"When you want to open a window, you have to break down their door!"
Su Rong said: "Okay!"
Jiang Yidong said: "Zhong Qian, let's hold hands!"
Su Rong said: "Okay!"
Jiang Yidong said: "Zhong Qian, let's kiss!"
Su Rong said: "Okay!"
Jiang Yidong said: "Zhong Qian, let's do it."
Su Rong: "Okay!"
000: Ahhhhhhhhh——
Su Rong: ₍ᐢ˶• ˔ กᐢ₎
World 4: TBD
World Five: TBD
In the end, Su Rong completely reduced the straight male content in this section to 0%
#You didn't say this was a restricted article#
●The entrance and exit memes come from the Internet
●Attack slice, 1v1sc
●A scheming straight man, there will be misleading sexual descriptions in the copywriting, there will be no cuckolding without attacking the ex.
Intention: Brothers walk together for life