1.
Once upon a time there was a person, and she died.
Then, before the Black and White Impermanence could wait, this person fell into a gap in another world and started her twelve years of abnormal afterlife. She asked the underworld staff to work overtime for her for twelve years, and allowed the Black and White Impermanence to cross the dimensional wall to find her 365 days a year without any bonuses.
And she, within twelve years of being in this other world, went from a good young man of the new era who grew up under the national flag to a social dregs who not only smokes, drinks, and gambles, but also loses every bet and regards ice cream as her life! She runs the business of a pretty girl, chopping up cursed spirits like chopping watermelons behind her back. She is the terrifying magic killer!
Although this person just held the body of the same person and wandered around for a year.
And this person is me—Hirashima Koichi.
2.
I am Hirashima Koichi. I am now twelve years old. I have changed my job from a social remnant to a full-time wet nurse... Ah, I am a Konoha genin.
There is a 25-year-old white-faced scumbag at the top of the family, and two scumbag children at the bottom: elder sister and younger brother Bingshan.
Oh, yes, there is also a little fox who eats expired instant noodles every day and has terrible personal hygiene.
Me:……
I'm a ninja, ninja! She's not a full-time wet nurse! ! !
Right! It's you! Three generations!
Don't keep throwing orphans into my house. I already have no money to eat! ! !
Erzhu, Erzhu, it's time for you to learn to cook by yourself, right? Don't live as a disabled person and still have the nerve to come to eat with a stinky face, okay? ?
And you! The silver-haired mop-headed delinquent jounin! Don't come to my house just to talk to yourself! Fortunately, I asked for saury by name! ?
Don't think that just because I opened an ice cream and comic shop, I'm rich! ! Don't think that I have a mysterious financial sponsor outside who can exploit me without reservation! !
Even that sponsor is also one of my vests! Are you really not guilty of exploiting a minor like this? ?
Now the financial pressure on the whole family and the parenting pressure of a rebellious child/middle school student have come to my side again.
Destroy it, I'm tired.
Let me say it again, I am a ninja, not a full-time wet nurse! Don't throw all the kids and kids here! ! !
Purpose: Striving to be a good young man in the new era