[Comprehensive British and American] Immortal Cultivator Enters DC
[综英美]修仙人穿进dc后
by Ninety-Nine Percent (百分之九九)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 2k Words
- Updated
- 4y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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One day, my junior brother called me from another time and space. Junior brother: Woo hoo, senior brother, lao lao. Me (used to it): Which one? Junior Brother: Uncle is taking a walk. Me: I'll sort out the plot and send it to you later. Junior Brother: Senior Brother, Laolao. Me: I don't have to fish for it. I fish for myself in this beautiful country. American comics lover, Junior Brother is online: Which one? Me: Batman. Junior Brother: Farewell. Junior Brother: Senior Brother, Junior Brother Three has not finished learning human acupuncture points, Junior Sister Four still needs someone to teach her math homework, and the new quarterly report of the teacher's sect has not been released yet... Me: ... Okay, I will try my best to come back alive. Irregular copywriting: I, Zhou Yanqiu, am a Japanese comic lover, and a group of juniors and juniors who yearn for the dark love of DC. Although our hobbies and nationalities are different, we are fed the same shit by the saucy manipulations that come out from time to time by neon cartoonists and DC screenwriters. One day, my mother, who had been busy playing mahjong with her sisters since she graduated from the Space-Time Administration, suddenly told me, my child, you have a father. Ever since I was little, my grandpa has taught me about it every year. I am a single-parent family and my mother is the first priority. I dismiss this. Until I was kicked into the portal by her and embarked on the journey of finding a relative. Facing Gotham City, a city with simple folk customs and free air, I naively thought that there was no difference between American comics and Japanese comics, and thought that my junior brothers and sisters could come in handy. The result... Junior sister: Wait, let me see which version you are in first... The Batman you are talking about is Bruce Wayne, right? Then you can rule out the old man version first. Wait, has Dick gone solo now? Is Jason dead? Did Tibao wear his braised egg hood... Me: ... It flew but not completely. I didn't dare to ask, since Tim was here, what is the braised egg headgear? Junior Sister: Please describe Tim's appearance and uniform. (After description) Junior sister: There is good news and bad news. The good news is that you are not taking the Arkham barrel line. The bad news is that you may be facing a battle for the cloak. I:? ? ? Junior sister: Just endure it for a while, senior brother. When the flash point passes, the world will restart again. Me: ... You first explain to me clearly what the fight for the cloak is. (After popular science) Junior sister: Gotham is too dangerous. Senior brother, I suggest you go to Central City. Oh, by the way, I heard from Aunt Zhou that you were looking for your relatives. How did you find them? Me:…… Junior sister: Is it the one I think of? Junior sister: ... Senior brother, our school cannot live without you. Me: ... I will try my best to come back alive. Junior Sister: Okay, remember to bring me a photo of the Bat family. Serious OOC warning, casually written for fun, non-traditional immortality, some jokes, the protagonist is not familiar with DC, the content of the copywriting may not appear in the text as it is, the author is a revising maniac, this is already the fourth version in my document... The cp is undecided, and there may be no cp. If there is a cp, it is most likely to be Tibao. Let things like the emotional line take its course... And I am in the process of completing the comic for DC, so OOC is unavoidable, but it is written that it may be a scam (?)