Yao Yu feels that he should be a dog.
"Team Paw, Team Paw, always in trouble..."
From a rural primary school in a poor county to a Beijing University, the era of "Great Nirvana" has arrived.
At the beginning, a weak scholar was involved in a high-level superpower, but he died early in the base mission.
When he woke up again, Yao Tiao became a poor person at the bottom of the interstellar era.
Yao You: "... I thank you?"
Volume?
Impossible!
She decided to wait for death and become a federal subsistence recipient.
…
However
The stupid "Three Brothers of Giving Money" wanted to show her how to crush three people with stones.
Yao Yu: "..."
A certain green forest star thief who kept his name anonymous insisted on dragging her to watch a rabies patient having sex in the air.
Yao Yu: "???"
The loyal retired veteran eagerly introduced her to the principal of a certain school.
Yao You: "!!!"
Yao Tuo decided to work part-time and Wang Fan turned into the master. She wanted to become Yao Laide Tuo!
Small theater:
N years later, children in the Federation began preparatory studies at the age of three. There was a small practical test every three years and a major practical test every five years. The culture of involution was prevalent.
A three-year-old child cried loudly: "I don't want to go to school, I want my mother to cry."
His mother looked coldly at a certain man.
The old man covered his face in shame: "Baby, daddy is sorry for you."
…
A certain girl said leisurely: "Retribution, I can only blame your unsatisfactory father."
At night, in front of someone's window who finally lay down, an old notebook was spread out on the table.
One of the exposed pages showed: "These "dogs" are really incompetent. It seems they can only count on the next generation."
Purpose: Work hard for your dreams