[In the process of completing the passion-catching article!
The next book opens with "Please, can you reason with Emperor Ou?" ! Column ball pre-acceptance qaq!
The next chapter opens with "Wrong entry into the draft, but the chosen savior!" The copywriting has declined~
-CP attributes: Tsundere with a tough mouth, fair face and rich beauty x a gentle and sinister old man who can read micro-expressions + (Click to see the old house on fire)
Yanxu is a cold-faced person with fair skin, good looks and a good temperament. He is also the most controversial member of BGH.
There is a wild rumor in the industry that he is difficult to deal with, has a bad temper, loves to show off, never attends parties, or simply, is a jerk.
Until his agent hooked him up with a slow infrastructure project
Before the show started airing, whenever there were his posts on major platforms, the war between fans and black people would reach tens of thousands of floors every minute.
However, as soon as the first episode was aired, he became a hot topic with his own emoticons because of his contribution to many famous scenes.
By the time the first season ended, everyone was on fire.
Only Yanxu, with his character shattered all over the place, said: Stop it! ! No one told you that my character is not like this?
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Before going on the show, Yan Xu started a live broadcast to confront black fans.
Therefore, the program team struck while the iron was hot and switched from recording to live broadcast without notifying the guests in advance.
So, when the photographer knocked on his door the next day.
Just like a sleepy cat wearing a Pikachu one-piece pajamas.
After staying up for half the night, the young master simply forgot about the BKing character he had worked so hard to create.
Not only does she have a great voice, but she also pulls a stool and pours water for the photographer.
Black fans who are ready to curse:? Who is this person?
Before going up the mountain, he said that he would cooperate absolutely, but five mobile phones were found by the director's team. He became so angry that he even scolded the assistant who wanted to help: "Go away!" I am a pure man with 24K, but I can handle two 28-inch large boxes!
I was so tired that my eyes were dizzy and I didn't even notice that the cheat sheet fell out of my pocket.
The crew of the program also deliberately zoomed in on the camera, and everyone in the world saw the title:
"One Hundred Ways to Become the Chosen BKing"
He was also picked out by the Holmes, who tried every possible means to bribe his followers to take photos, and even said nice things to them, just to get them to take better photos of themselves.
And some harsh words:
#Oh, Master, I am worth tens of billions, but I still lack something like you.
The #unscrupulous program crew actually recruits child labor! Don't be afraid! I'll call the police for you!
#Cut this section, cut this section too, you will cut it for me, right?
#Wow! There are great people here! ! !
The young master's aloof persona has completely failed since then.
But the best thing to criticize is his relationship with the best actor Yu Lan.
It only took half a month for the movie king's fans to go from trying to get away from him to becoming completely obsessed with him, sucking cats all over the place, and earning more than a million daily users.
Mom fans: Some people really shouldn't go too far! What's wrong with the grumpy cat who only peeks his head in?
Baby is super cute! He also secretly draws his abs!
Fan Wei: It doesn't matter if you can't get Yanxu. Everyone has their own preferences for radish and cabbage. After all, there are a thousand Hamlets in the hearts of 100 people.
Farewell, tasteless stuff.
Yanmen! (Gasho. Jpg)
CP fans: It's so funny that I posted it openly for half a month before my favorability reached #As long as you put ice in the thermos cup, we will be good brothers for life.
What else are we clowns struggling with! Knock on me!
Isn't it okay to be an actor! He's already sitting on your lap, so give me a kiss!
[Note: The program team changed from recording to live broadcast because of special settings qaq!
[Demining: Due to the limited brain capacity of the author, there may be logic bugs in the writing process. If found, they will be modified in time. However, some basic settings cannot be modified due to the general background. For example, in the first chapter, Yan Yanzi donates a building to his family because of workplace bullying. If you feel aggrieved, please skip the first chapter and go directly to the third chapter to blow up the building. I hope everyone can have a happy and good mood. Happy reading, thank you all qaq]
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Introduction: As long as I am lucky enough, I will be the father of all dog bets.
As a European emperor, Yanxu felt a little unlucky recently, probably because he was forced into trouble by the so-called SSS + card drawing system.
This system is awesome.
What about a randomly dropped person with the ability to read minds within a radius of 50 meters? What about being able to make cultural relics speak? What about identifying friends and foes within two thousand square meters and accurately positioning them.
It's a pity that this system comes out of the factory right after it comes out. Even though there are thousands of skills in the database, the skill tree can only be lit up by random roll points 24 hours a day.
Although as the system upgrades, the host will become stronger and stronger, and the cooling time will become shorter and shorter. Correspondingly, the price to be paid will become higher and higher.
After all, there is no free lunch.
Osteoporosis, broken legs, blindness, and failure of the five senses are considered minor cases. In more serious cases, a person may suffer a sudden stroke and become an idiot.
Forget it, he actually still wants to charge +NT+kpi every day? ? ? If you fail, you will have to broadcast your private life to the whole world 24 hours a day?
Banquet:? ? ?
Okay, okay, this is how you play, right? Who doesn't know how to do cool things?
There are 100,000 questions to answer in half an hour. There is no limit to the number of people, right?
He immediately dialed 110 and handed himself over to the state.
Yan Xu turned to the system with a smile: My friend, you know nothing about the power of modern science.
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Recently, many major events have happened in the country.
First, unsolved cases across the country were suddenly announced, and supernatural incidents occurred frequently.
Immediately afterwards, the cultural relics in museums from various countries suddenly spoke loudly and asked to be sent home.
After that, the harmful substances emitted by various countries suddenly returned to wherever they came from, causing radiation to pour back and mutate the entire population.
Just when the atmosphere was getting tense, the terrifying live broadcast room from the high-level interface finally descended on the earth.
The secret military base had just been revealed in a vague way, and the countries that were gathering strength were caught off guard for a moment. Only China remained intact, and even took the lead and stood at the top of the pyramid.
And all of this is related to the banquet of an ordinary male college student in the Chinese Department.
He was carrying an Ak48 and stood on the top of the tower in boredom, shaking his head, "Tsk, there's not a single one I can hit."
As for the system, doubts are being raised online.
System:? ? ? ?
What if you promised to kill hundreds of people in two hours?
Fuck, what are you doing leaving Macabaka alone? Did you tell me earlier about the moba mobile game you play?
The system was extremely reluctant at first and refused to cooperate.
After a while, I realized that the system where unity is strength is really great.
It decided to open up the pattern a little bit. After all, it's just a matter of harvesting one person's wool, and it's also a matter of harvesting the wool of millions of people. What's wrong with being called a savior system? Who can't deal with the boundless energy points?
Goodbye Lord God, my Cthulhu running team - Dice of Carnival, will be renamed Savior from today hahahahaha!
# Woliu hand over the power of science and technology.
#On the development history of Ouhuanglong Aotian, do you know what it means to be a real small town problem solver!
#A detailed outline will be made before writing! Try to avoid being too logical, and the persona is a European emperor who is always successful in roll, a male college student from the Chinese department with a lot of buffs!
[Screenshot of the copy taken on 2023.11.09.
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Yan Xu, an ordinary male college student, was guided by a rainforest frog on his way to deliver food and accidentally entered a magical talent show.
Um, there's something wrong with these weird-looking contestants, right?
Those who knew it was an audition, but those who didn't knew it thought they were attending a cosplay convention for the new X-faced Singer.
Yan Xu, who is a rookie in the talent show:...
We don't dare to say it, and we don't dare to ask it either.
Little did he know that the audience in the audience was more horrified than him: Ahhhhh? Humans! How could there be humans!
The mentors said: We agreed to kick out the aborigines... Who let them in through the back door? !
And the superstitious organizer, who is the culprit, is baring his teeth in the background: Hehe, you are making money, look at how fast the ratings are rising now.
As for the governments of various countries who only have the right to watch the live broadcast but not the right to participate: Ah, this... No, it is so simple and seems to be frantically looking for ways to block people. We are really dumbfounded and haven't entered yet! Have you done X? Make money!
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After Yan Xu performed his ugly first performance according to the procedure, he was ready to leave on the spot with his reward, but the strange instructor on the stage forced him to introduce himself and asked him to add personal skills.
The ordinary male college student from the Department of Civil Engineering looked up blankly, his eyes showing a clear and ignorant stupidity, "Ah, I only know how to drive screws and weld, does that count?"
Mentors:…
Guests:…
But human beings are stupid, but they are really beautiful. Even their souls are a dazzling pearlescent color.
If the interstellar people didn't control their appearance, they wouldn't be so mad as to rely on the draft to decide the new Blue Star overlord.
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In this way, Yan Xu was promoted one after another even though he was also at a loss. Who knew that he, a male college student who had been fishing for two and a half years, was useless at singing and dancing, and could only work in a factory to make screws, would actually be training here to become an idol! It's so bitter!
However, his unrivaled number of votes soon aroused dissatisfaction among all ethnic groups. The organizer, who was criticized for being a shady actor, released high-definition surveillance video online.
Therefore, people saw that the lonely and aloof little Highness of the Hai Clan was extremely excited for him during the internal vote.
The unruly second prince of the beast clan, who was his brother-in-law, stayed by his side and became a fixed pendant.
The rainforest frog, who is lazy by nature, will hold a small green umbrella and teach him how to sing step by step every day.
At this time, he was picking up the mechanical civilization crown prince who accidentally broke his leg and returned to his original form. He added oil to him, replaced screws, and helped paint beautiful little flowers on the damaged area.
Fans of all races: Fuck! He is so cute! ! !
We are really beasts for suspecting him of making votes! !
As for the heads of state who were still a little frustrated: we were wrong! They should thank God for having such an emotionally stable and gentle polygonal male mother helping to increase their favorability!
And Yan Xu, who learned the truth after a long time: Huh? Ah? Ah? No, are you aliens so casual? I thought I was being deceived and working illegally, but you told me I was saving the earth?
Let's just say, isn't it a little bit silly to rely on a variety show to select the Blue Star chief executive? What a fuss!
#You city people are really good at playing.
#Don't be self-effacing anymore! What an ordinary male college student, he is obviously Daji from the Three Realms!
#Yanxu! How many good brothers do you have?
Intention: Never give up in the face of adversity, and have an optimistic and uplifting spirit of self-improvement.
Claw claw claw claw claw claw! ! ! ! ! ! ! Kswl! ! ! ! ! ! !
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Sensen is so good at using words in this regard, so write more [lop-eared rabbit head]
If there is a secondary CP, I feel that it is easy to be hit (but the main plot is very interesting [Purple Sugar]
The last chapter is locked... Is there still a chance?
Marry! Will there be a happy service Zhuangzhuang! [Star Eyes]
Ah~ Where is the update~~~
What are you doing, updating with the completion tag? Should I post the completion or the serialization?
Why don't I know the name? [Laughing and crying]