[The funny story of two people who traveled to the future world and became humans and Zerg]
Jing Jing never expected that her dog's feet would slip when she was washing her at home, and she would end up on the most desolate planet in the universe when she woke up.
In order to return to modern times, she had to work hard to earn points. In the spirit of getting up from where she fell, she decided to open a large bathhouse.
"The new store is opening, all purchases in the store will be 50% off, and you will get three free beauty treatments."
After the store opened, many Zerg people who had not taken a bath in years came here to see her, and she was extremely busy every day.
"Festive event, members will get 2,000 for every 10,000 they spend, and a set of long-lasting fragrance. The quantity is limited, first come, first served."
On the first day of the event, the store door was squeezed out of shape by the hurriedly approaching Zerg. She was busy checking out and wiping the saliva on the checkout counter.
"Due to the store upgrade, we will be closed for a month. Please don't contact us if you have any questions."
Lying on the massage chair quietly and comfortably, enjoying the rare purity. Suddenly she felt the house shaking, "It's an earthquake, it's an earthquake." She was so frightened that she ran outside without even wearing her shoes. When she opened the door, she saw a Zerg standing in front of her with its big fangs and holding her beauty tools.
The business was so booming that people on other planets were dissatisfied.
"How good it can be to bathe the Zerg specifically, it will definitely not work."
"Yes, the Zerg are so dirty."
"But I heard that the washing is very good, and there are massages and so on. The queen of the Zerg is their vvvvvvvip guest.'
"Really? The Zerg Queen has gone. Do we want to experience it?" "
In this way, Jing Jing, who originally just wanted to earn points and go home, had to expand the size of the store.
Small theater
Jing Jing was carefully calculating his turnover and trying hard to calculate how long it would be before he could go back, when a female beetle walked in with a strange expression.
"Sister, I see you are quite hard-working, have you considered finding a boyfriend? "
Quiet Heart os: We are not of the same race, what are you telling me?
Seeing that Jing Jing didn't resist much, the female Beetle continued, "I think San San in your store is pretty good, let's make do with each other, we all care about soul mates now, it's too materialistic. "
"Boss, this is new arrival, please check it. "Sansan, who was sweating profusely while moving the goods, looked up and saw two strange-looking faces. He thought to himself: There's something wrong with their eyes. Hey, it feels weird. He made a show of pulling on his non-existent collar.
Intention: To be the best in practice
Reader comments
There's a typo in the copywriting. The word "full" that hasn't taken a shower all year round should be "Zerg" :)
There's a typo in the copywriting. The word "full" that hasn't taken a shower all year round should be "Zerg" :)
Big cheers for the author! !