I Really Am Not a Fake Drink——!

Copywriting/ "I'm a real bottle of wine. Really. Although my codename is Red Whiskey and everyone calls me Red Whiskey, I am really a bottle of wine! ... Brother Gin! Stop looking at me like that! I am really on the red side of the black side! ... No! I didn't mean to say that I was an undercover agent! ! ! " Gin: "." In short, because the code name was so wrong, I was kicked out by the boss and sent to the Metropolitan Police Department to work as an undercover agent. I really became a red party on the surface. Maybe it was because my business ability was too strong, or more likely because the backend of our winery was too tough. I rose through the ranks in the red camp, and within a few years I was appointed to the police department under the strange looks of my friends. "... No, that's right. Although I am the police department of the Ministry of Transportation, I will try my best to contribute to our organization! Brother Gin, look! These are your speeding and parking tickets that I have detained!!!" Gin: "..." "... Then, then I will transfer to the Criminal Department now! Brother Gin, look! I have solved three major cases this month! I am about to get a promotion and a raise! ... No! I don't want to rebel! I am still very bad! Look at me stepping on the ants on the roadside! Hey!" Gin: "..." Later, under the urging of Brother Gin, I was forced to give up my promising career in the Ministry of Transportation and the Criminal Division, and honorably transferred to the Ministry of Public Security. "Brother Gin! Look at the intranet password I finally got! I won't say more! I'll find Bourbon to hack into the public security system later. It's not a dream for the black organization to overthrow Neon!" Bourbon: "." Later, the black organization was wiped out by mysterious forces. Legend has it that Gin was imprisoned and was in a miserable state at the prison for serious offenders. At midnight, he heard banging in the cell next door. A familiar female voice came: "Brother Gin, look! I didn't lie to you! I really am not a fake wine!!" Gin: "…" Gin: You don't seem to be a fake wine, but you are a pig teammate This article is probably also known as "Gin and his resentful subordinates", "Police academy team and their resentful boss", "So much so that both Black and Red seem to have cognitive errors about me" Reading instructions 1. Non-logical and funny writing. If it is not funny, it is just a Mary Sue writing. 2. Do not research evidence, the timeline is confusing [Although there should be no major bugs, some events will adjust the time] 3. The cp is undecided [Really! The author doesn't know either! I will tell you QAQ immediately after I decide.] 4. [Can butterfly drop Chiming's love line! Please don't enter if you mind~ 5. Knowing that Red Label Whiskey is a type of Scotch Whiskey, there is a reason for setting this code name 6. The idea comes from Rabindranath Tagore's "Birds" Concept: Faith is a bird, it feels the light and sings when the dawn is still dark.