[V announcement: This article will be added to V this Wednesday, starting from Chapter 32]
When life and death were at stake, An Lin chose to summon the evil god to save her life.
But after establishing the contract, she discovered that the price for completing the contract was her life.
The reality was too cruel, so An Lin chose to break the jar and smash it directly.
Why is death not death? If you tremble to please the evil god and you will die, then you might as well use him, tease him, deceive him, and squeeze out every ounce of his value!
Soon after, she discovered that the evil god was an illiterate and talkative deceiver.
This is awesome! An Lin enthusiastically taught this evil god, who has extremely high martial arts but really low IQ, what "human love" is.
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The world has become a paradise for monsters. In a wasteland, the evil god asked his contractor: "This is the evolution of human beings. Do you really want to give up?"
Soon after, Nan Luo asked his girlfriend: "You teach me to love you every day, but why don't you love me?"
Later, his girlfriend responded to him, and Nan Luo was so happy that he got carried away, revealing the true nature of the evil god and inhumanity.
He scared his lover crazy
[Reading Guide]:
The male protagonist is an illiterate and talkative idiot.
The heroine's SAN value is not high throughout the whole process, and she can only use it for the male protagonist in the early stage.
[Highlighted Reading Guide]:
There is a plot where the heroine chops and injures the hero.
The heroine's SAN value is unstable and some of her ideas are weird.
Stupid beauty x scheming sweet girl
New article in advance: [The days of pretending to be artificially retarded]
An Qiu turned into a bird egg and was picked up by the Immortal Ji Zheyu
In order to avoid the deep sadomasochism between the immortal and the demon pet, she said solemnly:
"I am the legacy of the master of weapon refinement, a unique intelligent ball in the world that can tell stories! As long as you pay the spirit stone, this ball can bring you joy!"
Ji Zheyu believed it
She collected too many spirit stones, and it didn't take long for her to break out of her shell.
An Qiu explained while pecking the eggshell: "That's right, is it possible that because you heard enough stories, it inspired the second form of this ball?"
Ji Zheyu believed it again
After some time, An Qiu transformed into another person because he ate so well.
An Qiu: "Congratulations! You have unlocked the third form of this ball, the human form!"
This time, Ji Zheyu didn't believe it
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Ji Zheyu, the Immortal Master of Yuxiao, raised a bird. From the moment he was given the first spiritual stone, he put on the hat of "wrong breeder" and could not take it off.
As the sun rose, An Qiu followed his natural instincts and sang loudly: "Essence, essence, essence, essence!"
Ji Zheyu has a splitting headache
He spent the night with the bird during its estrus, coaxing, teasing, and giving her spiritual power to stop her from going out to lay eggs.
But after just a nap, the bird completely forgot about it and thought he was gifted!
She even got up early in the morning to sing!
Later, Ji Zheyu finally took off the label of "wrong breeder" and successfully upgraded to a wrongful Taoist monk, unable to extricate himself.
[Reading Guide]:
1. The prototype of the heroine is the silver-throated long-tailed tit, an extremely cute bird.
2. It's a sweet love, stay sweet!
3. The heroine is not very smart, but she will never suffer any loss. She will run away from home if she feels uncomfortable.
4. The male protagonist is the only victim of the female protagonist
Mission: Never give up hope of survival
