The Queen Mother Just Wants to Show Off

Chu Wu took the system of a powerful country and became the successor of a small country. The king of the country had just died, so she naturally became the empress dowager. The country was poor and broken, and the new emperor was still a five-year-old baby. Chu Wu was forced by the system to imitate Empress Dowager Cixi and listen to politics behind the curtain. * System: Fight for the revitalization of the great country, host! Chu Wu: Farewell! I'm going to be ruined. System: Why? Chu Wu: It's too early and I can't get up. System: ... It's so real. On the third day of the court, the Empress Dowager announced that she would stop court because she could not get up. * Under the strong resentment of the system, Chu Wu began his career as a salty fish. It happened that at this time, the powerful regent was pacifying the northern border and returned from the war. Prince Regent: Queen Mother, today's government affairs have not been finished yet, where do you want to hide? Facing a mountain of memorials every day, Chu Wu, who just wanted to lie down, decided to destroy the country as soon as possible and get out as soon as possible. ———————— Chu Wu: Wei is brave and good at fighting. I want to attack Wei. System: Host, have you finally decided to expand the frontier? Chu Wu: No, I want to lose to him. Battle report from the front: The regent is extremely brave and has captured the opponent's twelve cities in a row. Chu Wu:? * Chu Wu: System, I want to attack Qi. The state of Qi is powerful and its territory is twice as large as that of Chu. I will definitely lose. Battle report from the front: The regent used strategies well to defeat the opponent with minimal sacrifice, and has captured twenty-eight of the opponent's cities. Chu Wu: I have a saying about MMP that I don't know whether to say or not. * And later... Chu Wu would beat whoever he saw was stronger. The regent sent troops to fight and won many battles. Chu State unknowingly unified the world. The territory is getting bigger and bigger, there are more and more courtiers, and there are more and more memorials. —————— Chu Wu: System, is it too late for me to kill the regent now? System: I have a constructive suggestion. Chu Wu: Come and listen. System: You married him and asked him to go to court to approve the memorial on your behalf! You can continue to eat salted fish! Chu Wu: I think it can. * On the second day of their wedding, Chu Wu lay paralyzed on the bed, feeling sore and weak. Chu Wu: System, I'm going to kill you! You liar, he is simply not human! System: Mission ended, successful ascension. Hey-hey! The regent gently lifted Chu Wu's chin and smiled charmingly: "Empress Dowager, are you satisfied with my service last night?" (No logic, don't bother with it) Screenshot of the copy on September 13, 2022 Purpose: To unify the world and ensure peace and prosperity for the country and the people