I Have Too Many God Vests

System card + cool text + alien world + weird + warm little story After waking up from a car accident and becoming an orphan, Lou Mu will face a dangerous world where humans and alien species coexist. Activate the transformation system and draw cards - every powerful card character will be an opportunity for him to make a comeback from adversity. In an orphanage with a harsh environment, he is a hell hound covered in lava and walking on fire; A train running on the water, he is the majestic and holy Prince Long, who is mistaken for a god; The world's first water base, Bai Wuchang holds a mourning stick to transcend all sins; In the seven-story pagoda, the Kingdom of Water, the cartoonist waved his sleeves, and the hundred-eyed magic dragon descended into the world. ​Here is the Moving Castle Mandala; There are snow-capped mountains jade trees that give birth to countless strains of bacteria. Naturally, there are also the ruins of Hades. It can be the wind or the rain. If you draw the wrong card, you can be the little yellow duck, if you draw the right card, you can be Gautama Buddha. He can be the God of Vengeance, the God of Death, Lucifer, or Mammon! This world will eventually be a place for him to roam! Remarks: 1. A refreshing and unconstrained novel with some heart-warming stories. Overall, the score is warm + weird 55. The male protagonist will encounter obstacles but will overcome them; 2. The male protagonist has a little sun attribute; 3. Many strange characters; 4. Many strange strains of bacteria (different species); 5. If you don't like this article, please don't bully me because you're afraid of pain (cover your face) 6. It is said that 66 is a lucky draw, so take a seat! The copy was modified on 2023.12.20 And screenshots have been taken —— "The Years I Collected Corpses for Four Big Bosses" Jiang Lan accidentally became a small employee of a funeral company. He usually took on low-level corpse collection tasks to make ends meet, until one day he accidentally activated the corpse collection system and started a high-powered life. The corpse of the No. 1 Boss: Demigod Takuya The tyrant Snake King in the sewer world was betrayed by his subordinates and died. After Tuo Ya's death, the entire sewer kingdom became a ruin infested with poisonous snakes, and his corpse, which was immortal, gradually began to pollute the world above. And Jiang Lan's first job is to collect the body of the Snake King. Purchase props for the corpse collection system, grab the snake corpse with the bubblegum catapult gun and drag it all the way to the ground, and the S-level mission is completed! Snake King Corpse: ... Are you polite? The corpse of the second boss: Mummy Sass The lord of the Kingdom of the Abyss, after his death, the entire kingdom was buried with him. Legend has it that as long as you enter Sass's tomb, you will be cursed and become Sass's servant after death. You will work as an ox and horse for Sass forever. This is Jiang Lan's second mission. In the process of stealing the corpse, he also has to avoid the undead army. Jiang Lan: I heard that the undead are afraid of garlic? How about scallops with garlic vermicelli? Boss No. 3: National Master Danga Legend has it that he is the son of an evil dragon. He died dedicated to the Kingdom of Orchid. In the end, he found that the world was not worth it, and prepared to destroy the entire country. However, he was drugged and killed. After his death, his body was full of resentment. It has been sealed in the mansion, and anyone who comes close will die. Jiang Lan silently took out the bomb. Boss No. 4: Fu Fei, God of the North Sea I heard that this one is the most brutal among the four bosses. Bolan: Hmm... Are you afraid of torpedoes? . In this world where resentful ghosts are rampant, the funeral industry has gradually developed, with a set of professional one-stop service organizations that deal with supernatural phenomena and even include cremation and burial. Jiang Lan developed from an inconspicuous clerk to a funeral brother step by step. After the corpses of the four big bosses were properly placed in the designated cemetery, he had made a lot of money and was ready to retire and live a life of retirement. Unexpectedly, the day after leaving the company, the graves of four giants who had been laid to rest were exploded, and the world fell into panic again. It was said that the purpose of their awakening was to find someone. Jiang Lan: "..." No, it's just a different person putting the offerings every day, what about us? ? Purpose: Active life creates a better future