Workers in the West [Journey to the West]

I, Avalokitesvara, Hong Kong True, I can't figure out who I am now. The Tathagata said that my brain was damaged by the lower world, and it needs some time to recover. Since Xitian is a carrot and a trap, he hopes that I will return to my job as soon as possible (go back to work), well, in this case, there is nothing I can do. (Evil Capitalist) Peaceful life has passed for a long, long time. The Western Heaven is like stagnant water, and the Heaven is bustling with activity. Oh, this old man who is not too white has gone to Zhao'an in the lower world again. Hey, it's really interesting. There haven't been any new faces in the Western Heaven for a long time. I shouldn't have said that, sweet dead monkey! I had no choice but to shoulder the heavy responsibility given by the leadership and became the general person in charge of the Western Heaven Bible Learning Project, wiping the monkey's butt along the way. Life is endless and overtime is endless. I hate it! Something went wrong with Jin Chanzi along the way. Now I am working two jobs by myself. He really made me cry to death. On the way to seek Buddhist scriptures in the West "Why?" Sun Wukong asked. "Because, cause and effect, if your mother beats you, I will laugh at you." Red Boy replied coquettishly. Wukong was speechless, Wukong didn't want to speak, but Red Boy wasn't done yet. "Oh! I forgot, you don't have a mother hahahahaha" ———————— Avalokitesvara: There are so many things going on in the West that a Buddha would be exhausted. Sun Wukong: Sweep across the western sky and be yourself. Avalokitesvara:.......... Sun Wukong: My old grandson made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago, and your Guanyin will make a big fuss in the Western Heaven five hundred years later. Hey, don't tell me, it's really good. Guanyin: Thank you, I don't want to. ———————— Something went wrong along the way, and the Bodhisattva was abducted by the Bone Demon. (Guanyin: Hey, hey, no one told me whether this white-bone spirit can be a boy or a girl) Avalokitesvara: Donor, listen to my words. The sea of suffering has no limit, and there is no end until you turn around. What's more, I'm not Tang Monk, so why are you bothering to catch me? (Sincere words) White Bone Demon: Okay holy monk, come on, open your mouth and eat the fruit. Avalokitesvara: Donor, there is no end to the sea of ​​suffering, but when you turn around, you will find shore! White Bone Demon: No, don't call me donor, call me baby~ I know this is very rude to you, but I really want to hear it~ Avalokitesvara:? ? ? White-bone Demon: (his voice turned cold) Otherwise, I'll shave that fat pig. Bajie:? ? ? Why me? ? ? —————— King of daughter country King: I would like to use the wealth of a country to recruit my sister as my queen. Avalokitesvara: (slowly and firmly) Da baa I am determined and will never be tempted by beauty to betray my leader! Avalokitesvara: I mean no. Lovely King: I don't believe it. If your eyes are really empty, why don't you dare to look at me. Guanshiyin: (silent for a long time) Look at what you do, you are not as beautiful as me. Purpose: To work hard and have fun