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A big explosion exploded, and the spiritual energy was revived.
The time for animals to become spermatozoa has been compressed to a few decades.
When more and more animals invade the human world.
In order to maintain the stability of order and reduce unnecessary panic, the animals who became spirits jointly established the Bureau of Gratitude and Mutual Aid to restrain themselves.
Among them, Ling Ze, as the last one, was naturally elected as the director of the Mutual Aid Bureau.
Regarding the mutual aid bureau, Lingze has formulated the following guidelines:
First, consciously follow the institutional arrangements of human society;
Second, do not tell the recipient of your gratitude their true identity;
Third, you cannot show your superpowers in front of humans unless necessary;
Fourth, respect the old and love the young, and be a good fairy in the new century who abides by laws and regulations.
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Ninety-nine, the final interpretation rights of all the above guidelines belong to Lingze!
After everything was settled, Lingze decided to go find some bastard to settle the score.
He vowed to look good to the bad guy who took advantage of his weakness to humiliate him!
Unexpectedly, that little guy is so handsome!
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Chi Ran really saw a dragon when he was a child, but no one believed him.
Until one day, a man suddenly broke into his life. The man said that his name was Ling Ze, that Chi Ran had saved him when he was a child, and now he came here to repay his kindness.
In response, Chi Ran tightened his wallet and made it clear that he was a poor man.
But it didn't end there.
Instead, it fermented crazily in an absurd direction, turning Chi Ran's life upside down.
For example:
The person who rang his doorbell frantically changed from a landlady who never pressed for rent on time to a cat who loved to tell bad jokes? Or... A husky who smokes a cigar and poses in a suit gives him a rose? Of course, the most unbearable thing for Chi Ran was the gecko that was as big as a double-door refrigerator. He really had no appetite for its tail that weighed dozens of kilograms!
The world is in complete chaos.
An accident.
Chi Ran unexpectedly discovered that as long as that annoying spirit Lingze stayed by his side, his life could return to normal for a short time.
So, one dark and windy night, Chi Ran knocked on Ling Ze's door: "Don't repay the favor, hug me."
The evil dragon in the darkness showed a smile of success. He took the person into his arms and closed the door heavily:
"Guaranteed to exceed the target!"
Intention: repay kindness, repay kindness, fall in love