Street artist Shi Li accidentally lost his memory in a car accident. Before he could figure out the situation, he was sent to participate in a popular variety show.
Before going to the airport, his assistant warned him: "Remember to stay away from that Wen Yiduo. His famous fans are crazy, and any artist of Omega gender will be scolded if he touches him."
Shi Li noted it down, then turned around and found that he was in the airport. He slipped and fell on the top Alpha, who was famous among fans.
Fans around: "??!!"
Shi Li: "..."
Shi Li turned red.
He was scolded by Wen Yiduo fans and trended on the search, and was labeled as a shameless hot chicken paste.
A few minutes later, Dingliu Wen, who was so aloof that he had not been in business for two years, posted an unprecedented blog post explaining: No, don't scold, we are old friends.
In this way, Shi Li and Wen Yiduo were bound to the persona of an old friend, and was forced to pretend to be familiar with each other on variety shows.
On a variety show, aloof and scandal-free Yi Luo suddenly revealed that he had been broken up by his first love.
Fans were shocked and the network collapsed on the spot.
The instigator looked at Shi Li calmly: "As for who your first love is, you can ask him."
Shi Li's pupils were shaking: Help, we are just pretending to be familiar, I don't know anything, I'm not your ex!
After binding old friend personas with Wen Yiduo, the two were forced to form a team. Shi Li discovered that this cold-blooded leader not only behaved strangely, but also spoke and behaved strangely.
When I wake up in the morning, I call him baby, and before going to bed at night, I praise him for being so good. From time to time, I send him some weird messages and ask him if he misses me.
Shi Li: Either the top people are crazy, or the world is crazy.
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When Wen Yiduo was a trainee abroad, he had an unforgettable love affair with a certain Omega.
It ended up being dumped.
His unknown lover's name is Shi Li.
Five years after their breakup, Wen Yiduo felt pain in his heart and lungs every time he thought of this scumbag ex. He was so angry that he couldn't sleep well. He vowed countless times in his heart that from now on, he would never forget her or look back in humility.
Until one day, he went on a variety show with his ex and found out that he had lost his memory.
Wen Yiduo: Oh, no more oaths, I will get my ex back right away.
Wen Yiduo got his ex who lost his memory back.
One day when the two of them were holding hands and walking on the beach, his resentful ex who had lost his memory suddenly asked two questions.
"So you don't care about your first love at all now?"
"If he fell into the sea, would you jump in and save him?"
Hear to win: Jiu Min.
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Please accept the advance collection of "I am a salty fish in a strange world"~
As soon as Jiang Jian graduated from university, he was drawn into a strange and terrifying world filled with unspeakable and terrifying monsters.
He must constantly complete the tasks issued by the system, defeat monsters, and upgrade the system in order to survive.
It took Jiang Jian hundreds of years to finally upgrade the system to full level and successfully return to the original world.
Relying on the ancestral home and inheritance left by her grandfather, Jiang Jian successfully lived the peaceful life she dreamed of.
No work, no fighting monsters, just happy every day.
It's just that this world has suddenly become a little bit strange.
On the surface, the guests who come to rent the house are working from nine to six, but in fact they always spit out fire and roast the mutated tentacles in the dead of night, and the scent of cumin spreads throughout the old house.
The neighbor next door took out his eyeballs with his bare hands and stuffed them into the wall. While monitoring Jiang Jian, he drooled eagerly.
Strange things happen frequently around us, disappearances keep coming, residential buildings one after another are urgently blocked, and countless horrific videos go viral on the Internet.
Pollution is spreading, and the real world is being eroded bit by bit by weirdness. Those indescribable weird monsters are still lurking around.
Jiang Jian, who had just laid down: "..."
I really don't want to fight monsters anymore.
Strange invasion, the end of the world is coming. In order to resist the disaster, various countries quickly set up strange bureaus and recruited various Illuminati who can deal with strange phenomena.
But the gap was too big and supply exceeded demand. Jiang Jian, who accidentally exposed her "lucky" talent, was pulled in to do logistics.
So when Jiang Jian started his first dungeon, he was "lucky" to get a hell-level difficulty, SS-level aberration, accompanied by a special-level pollution source, with a mortality rate of 99.9%.
One after another, teammates were pressed to the ground and rubbed by the aberrations, and finally it was Jiang Jian's turn——
Jiang Jian: "..."
Jiang Jian, who had to fight the monsters, had no choice but to pick up a broken wooden stick and fight the monsters with tears in her eyes.
SS-class aberration: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh QAQ."
Fu Bo, with the ceiling of combat power in the Strange Bureau, strong ability, poor health, and always vomiting blood. Everyone believed that Fu Bo's life was not long, including Fu Bo himself.
Until he met a handsome young man named Jiang Jian.
The young man picked up a small plastic white flower from the ground and handed it to Fu Bo: "SSS-level infectious agent, distortion direction - Holy Light. Eat it and you will live to ninety-nine in good health."
Fu Bo: "?"
Intention: Keep moving forward even in the trough.
Why was there no update yesterday?