Lao Jiu is a poor man.
After growing up and returning to the village, he was stared at by a big gray goose.
What's even worse is that he himself turned into a big white goose.
The big gray goose held a piece of grass in its mouth: "In the worst case, I will be responsible for you!"
Lao Jiu: "Who cares!"
Not long after, Lao Jiu turned back into a human and looked at the big gray goose: "Let me raise you, okay?"
The big gray goose stretched out his wings and took out his bank card, "Spend whatever you want!"
He took out the key again and said, "This is our home. It is fully furnished and has a cabinet full of new clothes."
Lao Jiu: "I'll take care of the housework."
"What a beautiful idea!" Goose put on an apron and made four dishes and one soup in the blink of an eye.
Lao Jiu fell, and he opened the scars to show to the big goose: his relatives died early, he was bullied, and he was unworthy of his friends.
Lao Jiu's eyes turned red: "If we encounter him, I would like to apologize to him."
Later, the goose turned back into a human.
"It was my fault that I lost you for eighteen years."
Small Theater
My friend knew that Lao Jiu had a big goose, and he was so greedy that he wanted to keep one.
Lao Jiu warned: "Since you want to raise it, you should treat it well."
Within three days, my friend complained: "Lao Jiu, is this goose a manure sprayer? You have to poop before meals, after meals, and even during meals!"
Lao Jiu looked at the big goose who had just entered the toilet and replied: "My boss can go to the toilet by himself."
Three days later, my friend started crying: "Lao Jiu, is the goose's stomach a bottomless pit? The lawn in front of my house has been gnawed away by it."
Lao Jiu looked at the four dishes and one soup that Big Goose had just laid out, "My boss really knows how to eat."
Another half month later, my friend cried: "Lao Jiu, why does my goose like to bite me?"
Lao Jiu glanced at the tall figure in the bathroom and blushed suddenly, "My boss likes it too."
Motto: Don't worry, good things will always happen to you
