Except Wushan Is Not a Cloud

Fan Yuanjun often thinks that Shi Huagu, the son of his next door neighbor, Shi's family, is a funny guy. In elementary school Teacher: "Shihuagu, what do you want to do when you grow up?" Shi Huagu looked at the teacher wearing a black floral dress with a white base and licked her lips. "I want to give Quduo some more chocolate beans." Teacher: "Why is this?" Shi Huagu: "Because I want to have a lot of fun." "..." Teacher: "Shihua Gu is really funny. Does she have any ideals like being a police officer or a doctor?" "Yes!" Shihua Gu replied with a righteous look on his face: "I want to be a worker!" Teacher: "Serving the people is a good choice." Shi Huagu: "The worker who dazzled the eyes with the soda crackers, so that I can eat the soda crackers openly." "..." Therefore, when Shi Huagu's mother came to take him home, the teacher specially stayed with Shi Huagu for a while and chatted with her about the philosophy of life. When I'm a little older Shi Huagu caught three fist-sized crucian carp from the ravine. They looked like fish. Shi Huagu insisted that the three fish were cute and wanted to make them pets. He also named them Xiao Ke, Xiao Ai, and Xiao Cute. At first, she was very concerned about them. Shi Huagu put them in the basin and put them on the table with clear tap water, watching them and sometimes teasing the jubilant crucian carp. Later, I lost interest and ran into the room to play video games. The three fish were forgotten on the coffee table in the living room. When Shi's mother came back, she immediately saw the washbasin on the coffee table and the three crucian carp in it. She was so happy that she quickly heated up the pot and heated the oil. When the braised crucian carp was placed on the dining table, Shi Huagu just came out of the room. He searched around the living room but couldn't find his own fish, and anxiously asked his mother if she had seen the three crucian carp he caught. Mother pointed to the braised crucian carp on the table that was drizzled with red sauce and exuded a delicious aroma: "Here it is." "My fish?" "Yes, it's delicious. Try it." "My little Ke, little love, little cutie?" "Whether you like it or not, where did all this nonsense come from!" "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Shi Huagu ate the body of his beloved pet with tears in his eyes, and tears flowed down from the corners of his mouth. "My fish... It smells so good, woo woo woo, my fish~" in junior high school It rained on the way home from school. Shi Huagu looked at the raindrops all over the sky and thought of another idea: "Xiao Yuan, let's compete. The last one to get home will go out and step on dog poop tomorrow!" Before the words were spoken, Shi Hua Gu had already taken a step forward, planning to take the first step. As a result, the road was slippery on a rainy day, and only a scream of "Ouch" was heard. Shi Hua Gu died in the middle of his career before he started his business. Some of Shi Huagu's actions were always unimaginable in Fan Yuanjun's heart. One day, Shi Huagu suddenly asked Fan Yuanjun a question. "Xiao Yuan'er, what kind of person do you think I am?" "..." "Isn't the jade tree facing the wind, graceful and handsome?" "If we go by Internet buzzwords, you are a funny man." "Hey, hey, aren't you a good student who doesn't use mobile phones?" "Good students also need to keep up with trends." "What kind of bullshit trend are you following!" Maybe I can't write anything exquisite, I admit it, I'm rubbish. In the second half of the year, a large section focuses on perspective. Intention: growth, youth