I Made a Fortune by Squeezing Ke Xue and Bai Yueguang

[The copy was first written on June 9, 2022 and has been screenshotted] Tsuruta Tsuru, a god with the ability to resurrect the dead, was sent on a business trip to the human world by his boss because of his influence on the KPI of hell. He was standing on the street with one person and one cat, and his only property turned out to be an abandoned island used to boost performance. The mission of hell is to collect human emotions. Overseer Cat: Aquariums, amusement parks, resorts, zoos... Isn't it easy to make humans happy? When the time comes, emotions will not be easy to grasp! Tsuruta Su heard this and quickly wrote out a business plan: Zoo-Ghost Stories Aquarium - the missing mermaid Resort-Secret Town Amusement Park-Scream Night Maomao:... Is there something wrong? Tsuruta Su shook his head after hearing this: You don't understand. Wouldn't it be nice to earn happiness during the day and fear at night? . The resort island almost suffered a series of explosions just after it opened. Tsuruta Tsuruta, who was so poor that he couldn't even afford to hire employees, urgently bought insurance and prepared to go fishing for a few unemployed hapless people on the street. ... Hey, wait a minute, that soul in front of you, wait a minute! You still dare to wander on the street. Do you have an official certificate from hell? If not, don't blame me for being rude. If you don't want to be caught in the hell frying pan, just work for me! Undercover police officer who was shot in the heart and died: ... Fraudster? Retired magician: Work is **. Tsuruta Tsuru introduced "resurrection" benefits and successfully expanded them to various employees. He also received large investments from a mysterious white-haired man in sunglasses, a mysterious drug dealer, and a mysterious organization. The employees in the soul form looked at the cheerful boss alone with complicated expressions, but still swallowed his words of advice. Employee No. 1/2/3: Does he really know whose investment he has taken? ! . What does it take to resurrect the dead? A memory, a heart, a soul that has not been swallowed by the water of Santu River, the blood and tears of loved ones, and... A strong belief in returning to the world. Tsuruta Tsuruta knocked on the small blackboard with his pointer: "Do you understand? If you work for half a year, you can get a complete heart chosen by the gods. If you work for a year, you can get SSR memory fragments. And every year, I will personally go to the Santuchuan River to fish for the remaining souls of the best employees!" A group of lonely souls who are unable to calm down: take notes. Jpg · The only resort island in the world that has never had a murder/explosion/shooting/bombarded by a curse/open fire and absolutely guarantees the safety of tourists has been built! Countless media swarmed in to interview this mysterious boss about his entrepreneurial secrets, and even the Metropolitan Police Department asked him to explain how to ensure safety for other entrepreneurs. Looking at the invitations, Tsuruta Tsuruta, who asked Guhun employees to be on standby at the resort island 24 hours a day to keep an eye on the suspect, held his chin in thought. Any secrets? It's all about exploiting employees. Purpose: Work hard and make money