After Quitting the Circle, My Cute Pet Farm Exploded in Popularity

[New article "My Cat Has Special Abilities" has been published, it will be updated daily, please collect it~] After Lin Chuxia was hacked by the entire Internet, she was burdened with a debt of 30 million yuan and had no other choice. Just then, there was a knock on her window, An owl outside the window tilted its head, holding a letter in its mouth [Can you adopt me? In return, I will give you a dilapidated small farm] Good guys, when pets are adopted by their owners, do they all bring their own food? Later, Lin Chuxia discovered that this owl not only brought her own food rations, but also seemed to have provided her food, clothing, housing and transportation. * The crew of a pastoral variety show approached her to rent a venue. Lin Chuxia: Spending money to help her work is such a good thing? However, the fact is- The actor spends five hours a day teaching parrots to talk. That stupid parrot can only say "hello" so far, Top-notch people don't do their daily tasks. They would rather eat steamed buns than shovel poop and comb Ragdoll cats. One day, a top celebrity excitedly posted on Weibo: Cat is looking at me! Until one time, the camera accidentally captured a scene, The parrot that the actor yearned for made a fancy rainbow fart to Lin Chuxia: "Master, master, you have become beautiful again today!" "Master, it will rain in the afternoon, remember to bring an umbrella when you go out~" The top-notch dream cat was pulling her legs with a meat pad, refusing to let her go. Fans: Are all pets nowadays so double-standard? Then—— The popular star slapped a stack of scripts in front of her: You can choose the script. Can you let that ragdoll cat rub against me? The three-gold best actor pulled her to the corner: Xiaoxia, I have a role here, a big production, a lovable character... Can you let that parrot talk to me for a while? Lin Chuxia said that it was okay to film, as long as they helped farm the land, Mao Mao could do whatever he wanted. Fans: Please Lin Chuxia return to the entertainment industry quickly! Don't be ignorant of praise, otherwise I will really kneel down and beg you! Former anti-fans: We have helped Lin Chuxia clarify and sue the black-hearted company and the rumor-mongering marketing account, so when will sister return to the entertainment industry? ---------- "My cat has special abilities" Copywriting: Su Xixi has two secrets, 1. She can understand cats talking. 2. Her orange cat has special abilities. In the mid-term exam of the new school, Su Xixi's results were not satisfactory. She made a wish to Fat Orange: I want to be among the top ten in the next exam. That night, a foreign gentleman cat wearing gold glasses and a small top hat entered her dream. Yin Jianlai had a furry, fat face. When he saw the score on her test paper, he frowned. It spoke broken Chinese: "Hello, I'm your new foreign language teacher." "I will contact you with teachers from other subjects later." "Huh? Mr. Qian Zhongshu's article, the reading comprehension score is so low? Okay, I will contact Mr. Qian's cat to come over and give you extra lessons." From then on, Su Xixi's teachers every night were the cats of historical celebrities... * Su Xixi discovered that after the cat teachers gave her lessons, she seemed to have become a legendary cat-friendly physique. The ragdoll cat that leads the house tries to jump to her window sill every day. My deskmate Jin Jianpeng "lost" several times and was found in her yard. The aloof Persian cat raised by her stepmother would sneak over to sleep with her every night. Since the number of cats has increased, I can hear the orange cat's mutterings every night: "Sissi's father actually listened to her stepsister's lies and taught Sissi a lesson. I want to become his ancestor and teach him a lesson in my dream!" "That little fat guy is so annoying. He keeps laughing at Sissi for being short. I want him to turn into a dwarf in his dreams!" "There is a classmate in Sissi's class who is isolating her! Don't eat the sausages of those bad classmates in the future!" -------- There are a lot of ideas in this column, please add it to your collection~ Purpose: I hope everyone can be treated gently by life