Pure Love Is the God of War, but the Magician

Curse Lalang series: 1. Gojo Satoru x Kakashi (Completed) 2. Yi Gu x Dog Roll (Complete) 3. Nanami x real person (advance receipt) If you are still a virgin at the age of thirty, you will become a magician~ A so-called magician is a person with super powers who can hear the voices of others through physical contact. So if you become a magician, you can hear Inumaki-san's thoughts without using words. Yigu thought like this and continued to search on the web: "How to become a magician without turning thirty years old." But he didn't realize that his intentions were seen by the panda. Panda even joined forces with the unreliable white-haired teacher, determined to contribute to Yigu's "Magician Plan". So that night, Yigu received all kinds of inexplicable messages: "If you insist on not watching pornographic movies until you are 25, you can become a sub-magician!" "Quit on every day that is a multiple of 4. If you persist for ten years, you can become a little magician!" "..." Yigu: Very good, each one is more unreliable than the other. Later, he received a game from an unreliable teacher. ———————— Inumaki noticed that something was wrong with Yutai recently. No, he saw him and the teacher together again, and vaguely heard some strange words such as "strange worlds are conducive to the development of romantic relationships", "exclusively customized character cards", and "can be immersive after the spell is modified". Until he woke up in a strange world and saw "Team 7" appearing on the screen. Naruto even pointed at himself and shouted: "Sakura, Yuta, Sasuke, come here! There is a white-haired boy with half his face covered like Kakashi-sensei. Could it be his illegitimate child?" Gojuan:? Ignoring the illegitimate child for now, is there something strange mixed in? On the first day after leaving the game, Teacher Bai Mao rushed into Gou Juan's room impatiently: "How is it, Ji, how far has He Youta developed?" Thinking of the strange things that happened recently, Gojuan finally couldn't help but pull down his zipper and shouted at the culprit in front of him: "Go bald with your bangs!" So the high school students who attended class the next day saw a rare sight of Teacher Gojo wearing a hat. ——————— Later, the unreliable teacher finally became reliable and robbed a device from the top management that could hear the voices of others—— So Gou Juan was blocked in the room by Yi Gu: "You secretly kissed my Ji Ji in the game. How do you feel about it?" Facing Gojuan who kept dodging, Yigu's eyes gradually lost control: "Since you don't want me to know, why not become a magician and listen to my heart~" The moment the ring was forced to be worn on Gojuan's hand, the voice of the person opposite also appeared -: "I like thorns~" Concept: Sometimes love does not need to be expressed in words