[The new article "Chinese State Banquet Slaps the Envoy in the Face" has been published, Chinese delicacies yyds!
Yu Ningshuang traveled through time and became the little family Biyu in Bianjing City. She had loving parents, cute younger siblings, and lived in peace and harmony all day long.
The only flaw is that it is bound to a wicked system that collects and analyzes human emotions.
System: [The emotion that the host needs to collect is "indifference". Whenever it is successfully collected, you can get the corresponding ice reward. ]
Yu Ningshuang: "Ice?! Why don't you dig it to death?"
System: [In this era, the market price of one kilogram of ice is about 1 yuan. ]
Yu Ningshuang: "!!!"
System: [Collect 999 kilograms of ice and you can fulfill 3 wishes. ]
Yu Ningshuang: "Honorable Tong Zai, let's start quickly!"
However, Yu Ningshuang was so beautiful and sweet that even the wild dogs on the roadside were reluctant to bark at her. No one would treat her indifferently.
After being bound to the system for more than half a year, she didn't get even half a spoonful of ice cream.
Until she suddenly learned that she had a fiancé who was set to have a baby wedding.
That man was known as the cold-faced King of Hell, with a cold heart and a cold heart.
Moreover, the other party is eager to celebrate his mother's birthday and is looking for someone to pretend to be married.
Yu Ningshuang: "Ah, this son will be a good match, I will marry him!"
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Yan Shuo, as the metropolitan inspector in charge of public security in the imperial city, had a character as cold as cold iron and a face as made of ice and snow, making people afraid to approach him.
Only his newlywed bride always came to him with a smile.
People in the capital said that Yan Shuo's wife really loved him terribly.
Even he himself was gradually falling under the soft light of his eyes.
Little did he know that Yu Ningshuang just treated him as a big ice cube and exchanged it for small ice cubes.
Not long after, a cold drink shop opened in Jiqingfang.
It not only sells milk cakes and cherry cheese that were popular in the previous dynasty, but also iced and snow cold dumplings and crystal soaps that are popular in this dynasty, as well as countless novel fragrant drinks, ice cream, fruit scoops, iced tea...
Yu Ningshuang happily counted the money and casually threw out a letter of harmony.
At this moment, Yan Shuo suddenly understood that Yu Ningshuang had never loved him.
What shocked him even more was that even so, he didn't want to let go.
He stared deeply, veins popping up in his fists, "Reconciliation? Impossible."
Yu Ningshuang sneered and made a wish to the system.
With his right hand held hostage by an invisible force, Yan Shuo signed his name with cracked eyes and watched Yu Ningshuang leave in despair.
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When we met again, Yu Ningshuang was already the female official of Guanglu Temple in charge of the food in the palace.
She made longan rice to cure the empress dowager's summer disease. The milk tea she made was the emperor's favorite. The imperial concubine had to eat kumquat dumplings made by her every day. The lychee jelly was a bowl for every princess and prince. The most important thing was——
The elegant and dignified princes surrounded her, the elegant heirs of the marquis followed her, and behind her were the wealthy businessmen of Bianjing.
Yan Shuo could only put away the cold thorns all over his body and approach cautiously, hoping that Yu Ningshuang could look at him again.
Later, as a favored female official, Yu Ningshuang was jealous and drugged.
After a night of charming and frightening love, she caught Yan Shuo and got rid of the medicine.
Yan Shuo was overjoyed that they were finally married and was considering how to propose remarriage...
Unexpectedly, Yu Ningshuang picked up her skirt and ran away, running even further.
She went to Jinxiu Jiangnan to make the cold drink shop bigger and stronger, and became the founder of this business, the head of a wealthy family, and the royal lady who accompanied Feng Jia in the palace.
A sober heroine who is hot on the outside and cold on the inside. She can both flirt and act.
The super-love-minded male protagonist who is cold on the outside and hot on the inside is deceived both physically and mentally.
(1) 1V1, sc. The male and female protagonists reconcile and finally reunite.
(2) After the divorce, some supporting characters have single-minded intentions towards the heroine, but the heroine always only wants to make money.
(3) The male protagonist has a really sick and awkward personality. He doesn't talk to people and doesn't do things in the early stage, so the female lead plays him and trashes him without any care.
(4) In the later period, there were more abuses of the male protagonist, so... He was basically soaked in a vinegar vat.
(5) Semi-empty Song Dynasty. As stated in the text, the heroine's golden finger is not very big and really only gives ice cubes. Three wishes are also very small.
(6) One of the "Nine Temples and Five Prisons" series, Guanglu Temple. The copy was issued on June 12, 2022, and the certificate has been deposited.
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——The next book will be released soon, "I Slap the Envoy in the Face with a State Banquet", the copy is as follows——
Su Xiaoci, the only daughter of a family of state banquet chefs, became a maid in Honglu Temple.
Honglu Temple is in charge of foreign pilgrims, and the Tibetan people pay tribute, and they often prepare banquets to entertain envoys from various countries.
Su Xiaoci: Hey! I have never seen such a professional time traveler!
Relying on her superb cooking skills, she started a daily life of slapping envoys from various countries.
Envoy from the Kingdom of Ying: Fish is still the most delicious when made into sashimi in our country!
Su Xiaoci: First, the raw fish and clams were left over from our play and you picked them up.
Second, it means you don't know how to cook fish at all. Crispy braised mandarin fish, braised red eel, charred fish fillet, stir-fried shredded eel... There are many ways to do it, do you understand?
Thirdly, go to the hospital to treat worms!
Envoy from the Kingdom of Ying: QAQ will go now [Hai Ai]
Dong Liguo proton: I am very particular about food, so I bring two cooks with me.
Su Xiaoci: Yo ho~ Pay attention to it? Do you mean the two kinds of miso soup and four kinds of kimchi that you eat over and over again every day? Would you like to try the thirty kinds of Sichuan pickles I made a few days ago?
Toray Nation Proton: QAQ Try it now [Ashamed
Prince of the Prairie: You have to drink a lot of wine and eat a lot of meat. Your country's diet is not called exquisite, but stingy.
Su Xiaoci: Come here, bring the golden chicken, eight-treasure duck, crystal dumplings, and snowy soup to open the eyes of this prairie coyote.
Prairie Prince: QAQ is open now [Looking forward to it]
Lord Percy: Why do you eat with two sticks? Look, knives and forks are both elegant and practical.
Su Xiaoci: The hot soup is called hot pot, the thick and salty soup is called seafood porridge, and the crispy ones are fried peanuts. Come, eat with your knife and fork, eat -! ! ! Do you want to learn how to use chopsticks?
Lord Percy Country: QAQ Learn Now [Humble
Ambassador of Yingya: Our country——
Su Xiaoci: Ahhh! ! Shut up! Food deserts have no right to speak! If you want recipes, trade them for goods!
Ambassador of Yingya: QAQ will be changed now, and I just want to say that our country has never had such delicious food... [Grieved
Foreign friends who have never seen the world will most likely be surrendered, but it is inevitable that one or two will be narrow-minded and stubborn, and will insult Su Xiaoci in anger.
At this time, I saw the new emperor, who was always as clear as bamboo and bright as the moon, gracefully walking down the imperial steps, and then... Kicked over the envoy's desk.
He seemed to be smiling but not smiling, and his voice was as cold as ice.
"My queen cooks the food herself, how dare you be dissatisfied?"
The envoy was so frightened that he knelt down and apologized, offering countless treasures from the city.
It was night, in the same gauze tent, it was the young emperor who was apologizing.
"Ah Ci, I was wrong. I shouldn't have kicked the table and wasted food."
"Deserves punishment."
"Okay, you can punish me however you want."
The violent and coquettish workaholic heroine is really violent when she's violent, and she's really coquettish when she's coquettish.
The sinister love-minded male protagonist has the most beautiful wife and the best wife.
Reading guide:
(1) Empty, very empty.
(2) Sc, 1v1, the male and female protagonists are both super cute, the love between each other is sweet and refreshing, maybe it's a bit silly.
(3) The food is mainly gorgeous dishes such as official dishes and banquet dishes. Of course, there are also home-cooked and fresh dishes.
The copy was written on July 1, 2022, and the certificate has been deposited.
Intention: Loving yourself is the most important thing.
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