Dinner of the Mountain God

Welcome to "Cyber Crime Investigation Team" (updated to 35W) and "Little Sheep Undercover" (18W will be completed soon) The final article "Tiancai Investigative Science" The development of a monster male housekeeper "Sunset Melting Gold" The old criminal investigation dog picked up the forensic doctor's little wolf cub Main line emotional chapter The mayor said that in order to develop the tourism industry, the ritual of offering sacrifices to the mountain gods must be restored, and Si Xiaoli is the most important part-the original product of the sacrifice. Waking up from the altar, Si Xiaoli gasped. His lips hurt, as if... Broken? I didn't care about much, I just saw a man standing tall and tall on the top of the mountains, amidst the strong wind, he was half unruly and half sassy. Si Xiaoli had an epiphany: "Ah! Forest ranger!" Man: "..." A certain polite sacrifice said: "Hello, Mr. Forest Ranger, I am here to offer a sacrifice. Where is the mountain god?" The man did not answer, his eyes were as bright as the moon, and his voice was like a cold spring: "You are not suitable for engaging in feudal superstition at your age." The little sacrifice argued hard, but the man couldn't resist him, so he had to transform into an animal form. Deep in the thick fog, a huge figure slowly approached. Is Si Xiaoli afraid? No, he was excited: "Big wolf! Big wolf! It's really you!" This is the god who saved him! "Don't call me Big Wolf." The man transformed into a human form and said coldly: "I have watched "Water Margin"." Si Xiaoli: "Okay, Big Wolf." Mountain God: "..." "Do you know how to make a sacrifice?" The god asked in a deep voice. Si Xiaoli: "Of course I'll eat it." The god snorted coldly: "Sacrifice means that you, as a sacrifice, have to consummate our marriage with me!" "Rumble--Crack!" Lightning flashed and thundered at the end of the sky, and the light illuminated Si Xiaoli's petrified face. A certain straight male sacrifice has never thought about this kind of plot! *** The lover's soul was shattered, and he finally entered reincarnation three hundred years later. The mountain god is full of expectations, but he is worried about the influence of entanglements in his past life and does not want to hurt his lover, so he has to stay away as much as possible. However, one day, the god came back from an outing and was surprised to find the person he had been dreaming of lying on his altar! The sweetheart has matured into a dignified and beautiful young man, sleeping peacefully and completely defenseless. How could he not be moved? The ancient god finally couldn't bear the longing and came to his lover's side, leaned over and kissed her. The beautiful young man was unaware, but the god was overcome with emotion. When he realized that he tasted fishy sweetness in his mouth, he had already bitten the young man's lip in the entanglement. He suddenly came to his senses and backed away hastily. He didn't even dare to look at his lover again. However, a few days later, the beautiful boy said to him expectantly: "Big Wolf, are you going to consummate the marriage?" [Setting reasoning] Main events: shopping mall haunted incident, KTV glass swallowing incident, magic mushroom incident, female student running away incident, mental plague attack incident, haunted house ghost crying incident, ancient god stealing the sky and changing the day incident... Main characters: Si Xiaoli, Mountain God, Lu Wu (enlightened beast), Qingluan (blue bird), Ge Dan (禦狋), Sun Xiaoxue (Nianguai), Qu Ru (Qu Ru), Qiu Yu (armadillo), Bai Xing (狌狌), Long Zhi (蛪leech)... Food Guide ①Shuangjie and sweet text. ② The identity and abilities of attack and reception are purely original settings, non-traditional mythical characters, and some animal characters (especially food materials) refer to "The Classic of Mountains and Seas". ③The setting of the ghost story is based on reasoning. The whole text is fictional and has an independent world view. The system of ghosts and gods is different from that of the earth. Please do not conduct research. ④ Really cook - rice! Dinner is not a sacrificial offering! It involves the interaction between lovers and cases of micro-terrorism. It is not recommended for those under 18 years of age to read. [V announcement] This article will be added to V on December 20, 2025. Chapter V starts from Chapter 19. Thank you readers for your support! [Updating] Welcome to "Cyber Crime Investigation Team" (35W has been updated) Xie Wuzhong and Wen Baizhou: ""Cyber Crime Investigation Team" is here to take over!" Xie Wuzhong: "A sweet story about living together as a sweetheart!" Wen Baizhou: "The story of grassroots Internet police." Xie Wuzhong: "Get on the case!" Wen Baozhou: "Get a partner." Xie Wuzhong: "Welcome to receive advance orders!" Wen Baozhou: "Stay tuned." CUT! Call it a day~ Xie Wuzhu: "Did you just say you had a date?" Wen Baozhou: "No." Xie Wuzhu: "I heard you said you were dating someone." Wen Baozhou: "No." Xie Wuzhu: "You said the wrong line!" Wen Baozhou: "Stop talking, I love you." Xie Wuzhu: "???" Purpose: Maintain justice and protect nature!