[My preview: "Mo Xiu She Has No Heart", the copy is at the bottom~]
There are three precepts in cultivation: be wary of arrogance, be wary of lust, and be wary of netting.
All the elders of Lingyun Sword Sect, the Light of Righteous Path, remind you: monks who have not reached the Golden Core level are not allowed to use the Internet for more than two hours a day. Fellow Taoists, please take good care of your disciples. Anyone who uses the sect leader's WiFi will die.
Drawing talismans will ruin your life, practicing swordsmanship will destroy three generations.
Poverty makes Ling Li, an outer disciple of the Lingyun Sword Sect, take desperate risks and embark on the road of no return by playing games to earn spiritual stones.
Late at night, she took her boss to the next level and killed the same enemy five times. Later, she discovered that the rookie opposite was actually the Demon Lord.
Lingli: I'm not going to die soon.
In order to prevent the demon king from crawling along the network cable to seek revenge, Lingli cruelly disconnected the network and became addicted to sword practice.
Under the full moonlight, a stranger with a cold swordsmanship stepped into the bamboo forest where she practiced swordsmanship, and was cut off by Lingli's sword with the sword tassel in her arms.
The next day when the sect gathered together, the high-ranking senior brother of Lingyun Sword Sect stood with a sword in his hand. The hilt of his natal sword was empty.
Lingli: I seem to be finished.
Lingli decided to temporarily leave Lingyun Sword Sect, a sad place without WiFi, and travel thousands of miles to meet netizens.
At the interview location, she met the young master of the demon clan on a narrow road, and faced him directly at the scene of his fever.
Looking at the fluffy ears and fluffy tail of the young demon master, Lingli's hand holding Mutian Polygonum trembled slightly.
Lingli: I'm probably gone.
The No. 1 Gossip weekly in the world of cultivation published three articles in a row, dominating the front page.
"The Demon Realm's Big Bounty: The Woman Who Injured the Lord on August 18th"
"Lingyun Sword Sect's missing object notice: Anyone who has picked up the personal token of the sect's senior brother is asked to surrender voluntarily"
"The Demon Clan's Marriage Announcement: No human being who touches the tail of our young master can escape his responsibility."
Lingli: I just killed the demon king five times, chopped off the elder brother with a sword without saying a word, and added fuel to the fire to make the young master of the demon clan feel good.
Lingli: What did I do wrong again!
Food guide:
1. Daily update, updated at 18:00 every day
2. This self-liberating sand sculpture of cultivation is a wonderful world of cultivation among monks who are addicted to the Internet. Just enjoy reading it~
Pre-collection: "Mo Xiu She Has No Heart"
If you want to cultivate immortality, you must first go to school.
The final exam for the 18th class of graduates of Demonic Cultivation Academy is in full swing.
Under the assurance of the master, "I can do these questions correctly with my eyes closed and my feet, so don't worry and do it boldly." Yin Que got his own test questions:
Undercover Zhengdao, take away the most beloved treasure of the first person in Zhengdao.
Yin Que was confused: Who is the first person on the right path?
She asked fellow Taoists for help on the magic cultivation forum and got four different answers:
The Buddhist disciple of Daguangming Temple, the young master of Chunjian Villa, the Taoist master of Qianshuangxue Temple, and the prince of Ruian Dynasty.
Yin Que fell into deep thought: Who is my test question?
In order to graduate, Yin Que had to go undercover one by one and try every option.
In the ancient Qingdeng Temple, the Buddha was coughing up blood. The little demon girl he picked up and kept in the Zen room cut out the inner elixir and eagerly held it in front of the Buddha.
Yin Que: Can you exchange your treasure with me——
Buddha's expression was complicated: I know your affection, and even if you are not tolerated by the world, I will definitely live up to you.
The young master of Chunjian Villa went down the mountain to slay demons, but was tricked into swallowing the Love Pill. He immediately took the antidote, but pretended to be poisoned and became obsessed with the medicine.
Yao Yin felt very guilty for him, and the young master used her to destroy the devil's cave. When the incident was completed, he revealed the truth: I never loved you in the past.
Yin Que: It doesn't matter, I forgive you, can you give me your treasure——
Young Master: So from now on, I will learn to love you.
In Qianshuangxueguan, Taojun was entrusted by someone to take care of his friend's orphan girl. He was cold-hearted and regarded it as a troublesome matter that would only last for a short period of time.
Yin Que has been obedient and filial for many years. He searched through Qianshuangxue Temple and could not find anything that Dao Lord cared about.
She was very disappointed and said goodbye to the elder: I have reached the age of marriage, so I have to say goodbye to you.
Daojun closed his eyes and said in a hoarse voice: Don't go. Shili Hongzhuang, I'll give it to you.
In the Ruian Dynasty, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince held a Hongmen Banquet to invite the third prince who had rebellious intentions. The third prince happily attended the banquet, and his unmarried princess came with him.
Yin Que followed her cheap fiancé to eat and drink at the banquet. When the third prince pretended to be her, he said: The Hongmen Banquet is dangerous, I need you to protect me.
Who would have thought that until the song ended and everyone dispersed, the banquet was peaceful.
Yin Que followed the third prince to say goodbye, but the prince said: "Brothers and sisters, stay here."
It was a cold night in the East Palace, and Yin Que had his wrist clamped by the prince. He only heard him say: Once my father dies, the world will belong to me. Instead of following a rebellious minister, it is better to be my crown princess.
The deadline for the graduation exam was approaching, and Master, who had been waiting so hard for Yin Que to come back, finally found out that he had given the wrong question and hurriedly summoned Yin Que back to school.
Yin Que: Master, save me!
Yin Que: My identity is exposed and four test questions come to my door. What should I do QAQ
Small theater:
Buddha/Young Master/Dao Lord/Prince: Which of the words you said to me are true?
Yin Que: It's absolutely true. My desire to graduate is true.
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Intention: Face life optimistically
Reader comments
I thought the beginning was pretty good, but the ending ended suddenly, and I didn't torture Kangxi very much, which made me feel inexplicably unhappy.
Ah, this is the fate of a single-line RPG. After choosing the line, he is the only one. She still likes it very much. Let's say she likes this pear the most. She is very happy no matter which one she chooses (wipes away tears) Love! !
Although it is written about a martial arts world without women, in the author's writing, why do all men care so much about reputation? If you have a child, you have to betray the martial arts. In the author's writing, in fact, those who have children are still regarded as weak and playthings. And
You won't fool me every time you say it. Once I believed it, I believed it for so long [crying]
I'm waiting for the big crematorium, dear, come on
I can't do it any more [Rainbow Fart] [Rainbow Fart] [Rainbow Fart] Do I have to work endlessly after I ascend? [Rainbow Fart] That's a very miserable life
I'm crying. Can you fill in the gaps? I really want to see it [biting handkerchief]
, Hard work/.
Woohoo, when will the new book be released? There is a shortage of books.
Woo woo woo, be good to you both.
Hey hey, little koala hey hey, hey hey
Let me make a digression. The real Harry must have had extremely complicated feelings after knowing what Snape had done, instead of immediately choosing to forgive.
Hahahaha three idiots
Come on, I like this kind of writing the most (?▽`)ノ
I'm changing jobs and I'm quite busy lately, so updates won't be regular. I can only guarantee at least 10,000 words a week.
The back-of-hand applause is really awesome. . . Numb scalp
I don't know much about the winner, I always thought Kang Seung-yoon was the maknae (face covering)
Shigure is a bit cute in contrast. He is still very obedient and well-behaved towards Zhongxia [question mark] [question mark] [question mark] Is this an illusion?
So, is this considered be or he?
The real article should be called my ex-husband's unkindness and unrighteousness towards me [changed][changed]
[Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it
I thought the beginning was pretty good, but the ending ended suddenly, and I didn't torture Kangxi very much, which made me feel inexplicably unhappy.
Ah, this is the fate of a single-line RPG. After choosing the line, he is the only one. She still likes it very much. Let's say she likes this pear the most. She is very happy no matter which one she chooses (wipes away tears) Love! !
Although it is written about a martial arts world without women, in the author's writing, why do all men care so much about reputation? If you have a child, you have to betray the martial arts. In the author's writing, in fact, those who have children are still regarded as weak and playthings. And
You won't fool me every time you say it. Once I believed it, I believed it for so long [crying]
I'm waiting for the big crematorium, dear, come on
I can't do it any more [Rainbow Fart] [Rainbow Fart] [Rainbow Fart] Do I have to work endlessly after I ascend? [Rainbow Fart] That's a very miserable life
I'm crying. Can you fill in the gaps? I really want to see it [biting handkerchief]
, Hard work/.
Woohoo, when will the new book be released? There is a shortage of books.
Woo woo woo, be good to you both.
Hey hey, little koala hey hey, hey hey
Let me make a digression. The real Harry must have had extremely complicated feelings after knowing what Snape had done, instead of immediately choosing to forgive.
Hahahaha three idiots
Come on, I like this kind of writing the most (?▽`)ノ
Faster, faster, more, are you kissing later?
☹️When will it be updated?
Ah ah ah, deputy cp, deputy cp [come on] [come on]
I'm changing jobs and I'm quite busy lately, so updates won't be regular. I can only guarantee at least 10,000 words a week.
The back-of-hand applause is really awesome. . . Numb scalp
I don't know much about the winner, I always thought Kang Seung-yoon was the maknae (face covering)
Shigure is a bit cute in contrast. He is still very obedient and well-behaved towards Zhongxia [question mark] [question mark] [question mark] Is this an illusion?
So, is this considered be or he?
The real article should be called my ex-husband's unkindness and unrighteousness towards me [changed][changed]
[Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it
Why is Mi winking...