The young scholar in the town was captured and brought to the mountain king of Tiger Mountain to celebrate!
"How do men get happy?"
"Don't you know this? The mountain king just wants to share the peach!"
Shen Mingjun was originally entrusted by the county magistrate to go up the mountain to suppress bandits.
It rained heavily on the way and he stayed in a ruined temple. He happened to meet an ungrateful mountain boy who teased him.
"Are you a girl or a boy? Why are you so handsome?"
"I'm a seven-foot-tall man, please show some respect."
"Take it off and let me see. I don't believe there is such a handsome boy."
"Your Excellency, respect yourself!"
"I'm not heavy. I'm just tendon meat. You can feel it and it's strong."
"..."
There was lightning and thunder outside the temple, and the mountain boy told him ghost stories all night long.
Shen Mingjun was very scared, so Shan Wazi kindly held him in his arms.
Shan Wazi is a bit dark and speaks vulgarly.
But he is handsome, tall and powerful, and his tendons are quite warm.
The two slept together all night, and Shen Mingjun continued on his way to suppress the bandits the next day.
I got lost several times along the way, but it was the mountain boy who corrected me.
Shen Mingjun was a little confused
"How do you know the way to Qingfeng Village in Tiger Mountain? Didn't it say that no one who has been there has ever come back alive?"
Shan Wazi said with an honest face: "That's my family, how could I not know?"
Shen Mingjun: "Are you a bandit?"
"Yes, you are here to kill me."
The suppression of the bandits was not successful, but the bandits became friends.
Shen Mingjun decided to change his position and moved into Qingfeng Village on the recommendation of Shan Wazi.
Until one night, he heard Shan Wazi talking to his father.
"I've slept with him and touched him. He should be pregnant with our baby now. How will he behave in the future if he doesn't get married?"
His father nodded very seriously, "It's time to marry!"
"When will you marry?"
"Marry now!"
"What if he doesn't want to?"
"Knocked out and stuffed into the sedan."
Then Shen Mingjun's vision went dark and he fainted. When he woke up, he was sitting in a red sedan chair.
I went to the church in a daze and had a bridal chamber.
She was even inexplicably rumored to be pregnant by Shan Wazi.
Serving you delicious food and drinks every day...
Shen Mingjun later remembered that he was here to suppress bandits!
So he endured the humiliation and continued to plan his great cause of suppressing bandits.
Purpose: to correct evil and rejoice in enemies
