The Little Cat Was Abducted by the Actor After Mistaking Him for a Taoist Companion.

(Pre-collection of "I Lost My Amnesia After Matching 100% With My Rival") Bai Shaoli is a civet cat. Times have changed. He no longer wants to be a cat. He wants to learn to be a human being, work to make money, eat snacks online and watch idol dramas. The civet cat cannot adapt to the turbid atmosphere of the human world. He needs to practice cultivation with others in order to stay in the city. The clan had chosen a Taoist companion for him early. When he turned eighteen, Bai Shaoli went to the city to find relatives, but... He got the wrong person! ! Moreover, he lost control of his spiritual power and turned into a cat and was carried home by a stranger. The stranger was very kind to him and taught him a lot of common sense. He learned that there is no emperor in the world, but there is another kind of "emperor" called the Movie Emperor. The Stranger belongs to this kind of actor. A strange thing happened in the film and television industry: after many years of retirement, the famous three-time best actor became a hot search because of a cat. Before seeing the cat, the comment section said: This cat is so lucky that it was chosen by the movie king. After seeing Maomao, the comment section said: Damn! What family can afford to raise such a beautiful cat? ! Oh, he's a great actor... Then that's okay. As we all know, the actor is withdrawn, does not fall in love, and does not keep pets. He is also suspected of being afraid of cats. Fans are worried about kittens. Will the actor keep a cat? Will it make the kitten hungry? How about we crowdfund to buy cat food? But actually—— The kitten was hungry, so the actor, who never cooked, cooked him his first meal. The kitten is greedy for snacks, so the actor acquires a snack factory and researches delicious and nutritious snacks. Xiaomao wanted to act, so the script was tailor-made, and the actor who had been out of acting for many years personally acted with him. … After transforming back into human form, Bai Shaoli successfully found the Taoist companion, but the Taoist companion was not what he expected. Taoist couple: "Dating is just a physiological need, just like eating and drinking." "Although I have many exes, you are the only Taoist partner." "In what age does anyone still pay attention to sticking with each other?" There seems to be something wrong with these new common sense of life? Later, he learned how to make money, selling elixirs and making movies. He also understood what "scumbag" meant and decisively said goodbye to him. The scumbag regretted stopping him: "But you have to cultivate with someone else, you can't do without me." The actor kicked the scumbag away, "What? Are you the only one left in the world?" Bai Shaoli transformed into a cat and jumped into the actor's arms, pretending to be a tiger: Meow, meow, meow! Even if there is only one person left, I don't want a scumbag. Ji Yunfeng had been cultivating for thousands of years, and was only one chance away from ascending to heaven. One day, he deduced a secret from heaven, and realized that the chance turned out to be a cat. Later, his ascension was about to begin, but he didn't want to leave. "Kitten, don't you want to practice dual cultivation? It's better to find someone else than me." Bai Shaoli: "Although but... Is it really okay? How much cultivation do you have? Will you be squeezed dry by me?" Ji Yunfeng: "You'll know after you try it." Bai Shaoli recalled the idol drama he had watched and said: "No, you must first fall in love before you can practice dual cultivation. You have to pursue me first, then I run away, you chase me, I can't fly, and in the end, only by forcefully snatching each other, falling in love and killing each other can he be together." A certain actor grabbed the cat's ears and said, "Well... Watch less idol dramas from now on." After the dual cultivation is over... Bai Shaoli: "Wow idol dramas are all lies QAQ, how come there are so many plots after turning on the lights!" … A strange thing happened in the spiritual circle. A certain big shot who had been single for 1,700 years actually fell in love with a human being, and the object of his heart turned out to be a civet. At the beginning, the crowd asked: I have been single for 1,700 years, do you know how to fall in love? Later, the melon-eating crowd: I'm so spoiled! I also want a boyfriend who has been single for 1,700 years! ---------- [Game Actor in the World] x [Beautiful little fool full of strange knowledge, Maomao Shou] ①1v1, he, sweet pet, double first love. ② You have two forms: cat and human, which can be switched as needed. ③The height difference between the attacker and the receiver is 15cm+, and the age difference is 1000+ ④The author is not star-chasing, and there is no prototype in the entertainment industry. Any similarity is purely coincidental. The background is modern and overhead. Don't delve into the details. [Copy modified on 2022.8.3] = = = The following is a preview of the article "I lost my memory after 100% match with my mortal enemy", please poke it. The alliance stipulates that alphas and omegas with a matching degree of more than 90% must meet and get along for 200 hours, otherwise it will be enforced. Lin Che is the youngest general in the alliance and the only omega among the front-line officers. After being injured on the battlefield, he was diagnosed with amnesia. The rejection from the higher-ups was overwhelming in an instant. There were only two ways in front of him: A: Retire due to injury, retire early, and give up his efforts of the past twenty years. B: Marry a land general with a 100% matching degree and return to the military region as a military dependent. Lin Che did not hesitate: "Of course I choose B. I have amnesia, but I am not stupid." Subordinate: "But Mr. Lu is your mortal enemy. After the matching results come out, Mr. Lu will immediately buy a tank of paramecium..." Lin Che: "Huh?" Staff: "Because you once said that if all the men in the world died and only he and a paramecium were left, then you would also choose a paramecium... General Lu said that he would choose the most beautiful paramecium to give to you. I wish you a happy wedding." Since face was worthless and she had lost her memory anyway, Lin Che went directly to Lu Zhanyan and proposed to marry him for three years, and offered him very favorable terms in exchange. The land general scolded him: "Have you been hit in the head by a starship? The entire military region knows that you and I are mortal enemies. If we get married, it will be fake at first glance." So that night, Lin Che published a 5,000-word essay, publicly stating that he had always had a crush on General Lu. His previous actions were all to hide it, but now that the match was successful, he finally no longer had to pretend. After reading it, General Lu continued to argue with him: "Is this your solution? In elementary school, you fought with me for first place in order to be as good as me? In middle school, did you fight with me to attract my attention? In military school, did you fight with me to get your partner so that I don't like others?" Lin Che: "It's all made up anyway. People like to see this kind of plot." Facts have proved that the public really likes to hear it, and the hot search exploded—— #general has secretly loved the land general for eighteen years# # rivals turned out to be lovers# #CheLUZhanyan+marry love# The wedding scene was full of gossip, and the plastic couple worked hard to run the business. Lin Che was already willing to take risks, and now that she had lost her memory, she felt no psychological burden. She put her affectionate hand on Lu Zhanyan's shoulder and called him a fool, spreading dog food all over the place. Lu Zhanyan was a little out of sorts, being forced to go into business with his bitter rival made him stiff. When the 200 hours of mandatory time ended, he felt even worse. Lu Zhanyan discovered that the 5,000-word essay written by Lin Che could perfectly explain his mentality over the past ten years? The purpose of competing with Lin Che is to be as good as him. The purpose of competing with him is to make him pay attention to himself and ignore others around him... Lu Zhanyan had been secretly in love with Lin Che for many years without even knowing it. #What should I do if I turn my crush into a rival and fake a marriage with him? Waiting online, don't be in a hurry# #Anyway, he is already my wife# Later, the relationship between the two eased, and Lu Zhanyan was very conflicted. He wanted Lin Che to continue to lose her memory, but he also wanted Lin Che to regain her memory immediately. During that time when they were rivals, even if Lin Che hated him, she would only give him that dislike. Although everything in the past was not perfect, it was hot and vivid. ---------- 1 Lu Zhanyan x Lin Che 2 strong 1v1, he, double first love Intention: Work hard to move forward without forgetting the original intention