1.
In her previous life, the female general Zong Ying proposed marriage to her eldest grandson Zong Yi. Zong Yi had true love in her heart but silently accepted the order. However, she had no children in her life. Zong Ying did not know her grandson's stubbornness and loyalty until her death, although she regretted it too late.
When she opened her eyes again, she found that her eldest grandson was an irritable celebrity who always had a straight face, and she was dressed as his three-and-a-half-year-old sister.
In the original book, Zong Yi hired a fake sister to appear in a variety show. Her performance was full of flaws and she became the worst control group. In the end, she was blackballed by the entire network and died of depression.
Zong Ying: What the hell? I want to help my eldest grandson change his destiny and fight for the first place!
2.
The Dai Zai variety show "We Are Forced to Be Almighty" has started airing.
Guest 1: The movie queen brings her wealthy girlfriend with a giant baby.
Netizen: This is not a giant baby, this is obviously a humanoid ATM machine!
Guest 2: The little prince of the singing world and his smart dog.
Netizen: Ah, but Bian Mu does have the IQ of a child.
Guest 3: The president of a technology company brings a newly developed AI robot.
Netizen: Just take care of the baby, why did you help my father out?
Guest 4: Top class Zong Yi and his biological sister.
Netizen: After waiting for so long, I finally have something that is not off topic.
Who knew that after the show was broadcast——
Zong Yi's three-and-a-half-year-old sister played the guzheng with great fluency, was good at dancing with guns and sticks, and even could shoot arrows by flying astride a horse with her short legs, and fired three arrows in unison, hitting the target.
Netizen: So, the all-powerful one is actually the three-and-a-half-year-old Zaizai?
God, who is taking care of this baby? !
3.
Bedtime story session——
Other guests were exhausted coaxing their besties/dogs/robots to tell bedtime stories.
Zong Yi's group is very harmonious: the three-and-a-half-year-old Zai Zai patted the rumored violent male top brother - 185 brother's back and told a story.
The game's mud pit and scramble for the Temple of Heaven -
Seeing that even her own position was not enough, in the push and shove of all the guests, Zong Ying shouted in order to win: "Xiaoyi, come up, the position up here is huge, I promise not to squeeze you out."
Afterwards, the clay figurine Zong Yi smiled and said to the camera: "I'm fine. It's very spacious up there and the mud is not dirty at all."
The audience almost laughed to death at the numbness on Zong Yi's face.
#This sister is a little leaky#
#grandmother who will be strong all her life#
The little music prince was revealed to be in a relationship in a variety show.
Only then did Zong Ying remember the most important thing she had to do in modern times. Every time she met a girl, she would ask, "Xiaoyi, do you like this?"
Even the audience has learned this bad lesson. When they see a hen on the screen, they will start to pop up the screen with "Xiao Yi, do you like this?"
Later, Zong Ying saw the girl that her eldest grandson loved deeply in ancient times on the show.
She was in tears all the time, and she could finally make up for her regrets!
She was sitting at the parents' table and pointed at the girl with great interest and said to Zong Yi: "Xiao Yi, do you see it? That is the perfect wife I found for you. Are you satisfied?"
The others all looked like they were watching a show.
Zong Yi's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot and he pushed her into the baby high chair. He finally couldn't bear it anymore:
"Zong Ying, have you forgotten that you are the child who was taken away?"
Things got tense for a while afterwards.
Zong Ying's old-fashioned performance and the way she worried about her top brother's marriage made them famous all over the Internet.
The agent... The agent looks like he has a headache.
I asked you to perform well, but I didn't ask you to show off to the point where the national team always came to block the entrance to the show!
The love between grandparents and grandchildren (brothers and sisters) flows every day.
Purpose: Cherish family ties