Feng: "There are candied haws on a stick"
Emperor: "Want to eat?"
Feng: "No... Don't eat" (actually I really want to eat)
Emperor: "Then buy some for your disciples."
Feng: "Okay!"
Feng: "Wow, it's delicious."
Feng Zixuan only had a bunch of bamboo sticks left in his hand...
Idea: Boys can also have love