A secret guard who talks a lot and has a lot of things on his mind——
I'm a secret guard.
That's right, it's the legendary secret guard who has no salary, no allowances, no provident fund, no housing, no insurance, no overtime pay, but works overtime all year round, and is a daily routine. He must be ready at any critical moment to block his master's arrows, swords and other hidden weapons. One of the top ten high-risk professions selected by everyone, the loss rate is second only to the doctors who are small attackers.
A secret guard who is obviously very selfish but always thinks that he is the most loyal——
In order to prevent myself from falling into such a miserable situation, while Hajime and I were on break, I expressed to him that I didn't want to be a virgin after going to hell, so I wanted to borrow his anus to lose my virginity.
Ah Yi's reaction was to immediately float ten feet away from me, and he stayed away from me for the next three days.
All three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, and ten reacted in the same way.
Hey, after all, we have been working together for so long, how come we have some feelings for each other every day, right? I'm just borrowing chrysanthemums for my own use. If you don't agree to such a small thing, you are really not a brother!
After that, three, five, six, eight and ten all expressed to me the idea of using my anus to lose their virginity, but I sternly refused.
I'm a man, how can I open my legs and let other men fuck me? Want to use Laozi chrysanthemum? Go ahead and dream, you guys!
A secret guard who doesn't know Xiaobai is not Yibai, but must be very cute——
Hey, I feel relieved knowing that there are others who are having the same bad life.
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