Double Sided Social Animal Part-Time Job Guide

Once Lin Yan traveled through time, he was delighted to receive the golden rice bowl of a civil servant in the Chongqing Dynasty - Wai Lang, a member of the ancestral hall of the Ministry of Rites of the Shangshu Province. I thought I would say goodbye to the modern hell mode of immoral leaders, mentally retarded colleagues, and endless PPTs. As a result, the boss is a first-level player in squeezing the pie, and the colleague is a master of shirking the blame. The work is endless "On the auspicious test of the crow flying three circles to the left when worshiping the sky", "Analysis report on the correlation between the number of seats given to hundreds of officials at the Dragon Boat Festival and the official's weight"... Lin Yan's resentment was worse than that of a ghost. Just when he was relying on his heart to crazily output the eighteen generations of his superiors and colleagues to survive, his biological father brought "good news from heaven". "Son, your Majesty is very discerning and has appointed you as a secret guard, responsible for supervising the Ministry of Etiquette!" Lin Yan: "Dad, can you refuse?" Father: "Do you want to kill the Nine Clans?" Even the Ministry of Etiquette's work is too much to finish, so we have to give him more work! Lin Yan's resentment was so strong that he could feed ten evil sword immortals. From then on, Lin Yan looked respectful, docile, and diligent during the day, transforming himself into the "King of Temple Priests" and bald because of his boss's weird documents that could irritate the Saint Kong. The screen is going crazy in my heart: write, write, write! Write your profile! What else can this crap material be used for besides burning it for the Stove Lord to lay a wall? ! In the evening, he looked very nervous and went into the palace to report to the majestic and solemn Majesty on the dragon throne. The inner O is full of fire: Ah, ah, annoying emperor! Do you know that if you say something lightly, I will have to work overtime until the rooster crows? ! You stayed up most of the night to listen to the report. Were you born to a bat spirit? ! But Lin Yan never expected that Emperor Xiao Che had a secret - he could hear Lin Yan's turbulent and precise words, covering all the members of the Ministry of Etiquette, as well as the emperor himself. Prelude to the First Imperial Pair: Xiao Che: "Lin Aiqing, has there been any change in the Ministry of Rites recently?" Lin Yan: "Back to Your Majesty, all of you have performed your duties to the best of your ability and your affairs are in order." However, Lin Yan thought in his heart: Just do your duty and be a ghost! Zhang Shilang and his concubine are studying the 108 ways to play the luminous memorial! Mr. Li was even more outstanding. He set up a pot to cook mutton in the public house, and all the officials from the Ministry of Punishment came to ask if there was a new corpse! Xiao Che: "..." Silently write down the person. From then on, Xiao Che found the greatest fun outside of boring government affairs - indulging in "chasing updates" in "The Ministry of Rites' Weird Daily Life" and "The Emperor's Small Theater of Criticism" exclusively produced by Mr. Lin. Lin Yan internally scolded the Ministry of Rites for being an idiot - Xiao Che took precise measures to rectify the workplace. Lin Yan scolded the emperor in his heart for squeezing his employees in the middle of the night - Xiao Che responded with rewards: royal delicacies, rare inkstones, and even a seat in front of the emperor. Lin Yan held the Dongzhu given by the emperor and trembled. What's wrong with this boss? I call him an ancestor and he gives me money? I'm afraid this is not a new type of workplace PUA... Wait! Could he... Really be able to hear it? ! Xiao Che: Tsk, the vocabulary used to scold me today is a bit poor. It seems that the reward is not enough. Come here, open my private treasury! Pre-collection of "Following People by Order" Xie Zhiwei, a social beast, endured the lack of leadership for three whole years. On the day he resigned, he finally stopped pretending. From the leadership's work ability to the way he handles people, Xie Zhiwei was full of fire and scolded him for a full twenty minutes without repeating the same thing. When the scolding reaches its climax, everything goes dark—— When he opened his eyes again, he was kneeling on the floor of the imperial study room. When he looked up, he saw the emperor in dragon robes. The emperor smiled and said: "I admire your eloquence very much. We happen to be short of a supervisory censor, and it's you." Xie Zhiwei: "..." —— Xie Zhiwei didn't expect that after time travel, he would live a life where he could scold his colleagues as much as he wanted, and his boss as much as he wanted. In one word, it was great. Under the emperor's instruction, Xie Zhiwei changed his ways to attack people. The civil and military officials in the entire dynasty dared to be angry but dared not speak out. Who didn't know that Xie Zhiwei was ordered by the emperor? Besides, they couldn't scold Xie Zhiwei. Later Xie Zhiwei met Pei Dinglan. Pei Dinglan was a military general with great military exploits and decisive killings - everyone in the government and the public thought so. As a result, Pei Dinglan started talking nonsense: "Are you the foul-mouthed Xie Zhiwei? I heard that you scolded Mr. Wang to tears? Can you help me scold him? No, don't leave yet. I haven't finished speaking yet. Do you civil servants use five words or seven words for scolding? I think it is more powerful to greet the ancestors. Let's communicate later?" Xie Zhiwei: "..." How could there be such a general? Since then, there have been two more scenery lines in the court. One is Xie Zhiwei, who has a strange yin and yang attitude, hides needles in the cotton wool, and curses people without using any curse words, but every sentence is heart-wrenching. One is Pei Dinglan, who talks endlessly when he opens his mouth, and can talk about people from the eighteenth generation of their ancestors to their unborn grandson. The two were at each other's throats at first, and everyone thought they could finally feel at ease. But in the end, the two came together and even slept on the same bed. From then on, the civil and military officials in the dynasty were frightened. After Xie Zhiwei finished cursing, Pei Dinglan took over. After Pei Dinglan finished chanting, Xie Zhiwei finished the attack. The courtiers were all unhappy, but the emperor was very happy. Longyan was delighted and gave him a special plaque. [A pair of beautiful people were created in heaven and earth, and they are two people who exhale fragrance from their mouths. Xie Zhiwei looked at the plaque: "Is Your Majesty praising us?" Pei Dinglan put his arms around Xie Zhiwei's shoulders: "Oh, I didn't give him the sentence 'I'm easy to scold, but I'll scold you'. What a mistake." Xie Zhiwei: "..." Intention: Don't be internally consumed