[Advance collection] "Sand Sculpture Penetrates into Haitang Wenhou"
Just after finishing the college entrance examination, Yan Wushu entered the book and entered a popular stock trading article that was said to be unfinished.
The heartthrob in the novel is cold and aloof, like a cold plum standing on a cliff thousands of feet tall. He looks on coldly at everyone's efforts to please him, and until the end of the novel, he has never been moved by anyone.
This aroused serious dissatisfaction among readers, who strongly urged someone to accept him!
So Yan Wuyi was caught by the system in the chaos to quell the public anger.
Yan Weiyi, who had no experience in love, refused at first.
However, the system kindly reminds: The host's health value is bound to the protagonist's favorability towards the host. If the favorability cannot be raised within the specified time, the host will die again~
Yan Buchu, who died in a bitter agony in his previous life: ... Bitter. Jpg
Therefore, in order to survive, Yan Weiyi had to embark on the difficult path of fighting through the siege and capturing the hearts of millions.
The first trick: make him fall in love with your taste.
It is said that if you hate a person's body odor, it is impossible to fall in love with him.
Without hesitation, he turned around and sprayed on the calming and restrained sandalwood-scented perfume, preparing to throw himself into his arms.
But during the fall, he accidentally knocked over his classmate's Fengyoujing.
What a coincidence, Fengyoujing was shattered on the table of Heartthrob.
The heady smell not only covered up the sandalwood fragrance on Yan Weiyi's body, but also made the heartthrob instantly transform into a jet, sneezing more than a dozen times, and almost died on the spot.
The second trick: Use the illusory heartbeat.
It is said that a person's heart will beat faster when he is on a dangerous suspension bridge. If he meets another person at this time, he will mistakenly think that he has fallen in love with him - the suspension bridge effect.
Yan Buyi carefully planned and walked on the glass plank road with the heartthrob.
As a result, she looked at the abyss under her feet and fainted before the person could reach her. Not only was her cowardly and embarrassing look seen by the heartthrob, but in the end she clung to the person tightly and was carried back by the heartthrob.
Yan Buchu: I'm numb.
The third move, the fourth move, the Nth move...
The deadline was approaching, and seeing the favorability level stagnating at 50 and no longer rising, Yan Wuyi shut himself in, gave up, and just lay down, let's just do whatever it takes.
But just when things started to get messy, the heartthrob who always ignored everyone actually came over and forced Yan Weiyi into the corner. Her fingertips gently touched his cheek and said in a low voice:
"Run away after flirting?"
"It's a beautiful thought."
"This time, it's me who will chase you."
Seeing the favorability level above the heartthrob's head that was originally motionless, suddenly soaring like a wild horse, Yan Wuyi thought dizzy.
From lying down to lying down and winning, life is so simple.
In the early stage, he is noble and cool, and he is a heartthrob. In the later stage, he loves to be sulky and brainstorms the emperor's attack on x theory. He is a giant in action.
[Advance collection] "Sand Sculpture Penetrates into Haitang Wenhou"
Xi Yan originally wanted to read some cookies to lighten his mood before going to bed, but he accidentally came across a book called "Luan Luan" by Enpi Haitang.
The protagonist, Luan Yibai, is a soft and weak glutinous rice dumpling. Faced with the constant pressure of several scumbag attackers, he does not know how to refuse and does not dare to resist. In the end, he is eaten up and wiped clean.
Even under the deliberate training of the scumbags, it turned into a ripe and rotten little tomato, with juices splashing everywhere for you to pick at the slightest touch, and it became more and more inseparable from men.
While struggling to stay awake, he surrendered to self-destruction.
After staying up late to watch the ending, pure love warrior Xi Yan was so angry that he almost had a heart attack and threw his phone angrily.
Sha Sha Sha! What is written is evil!
Trying to swallow the two pounds of curse words that almost came out of his mouth, he covered himself with the quilt and fell asleep angrily.
Who would have thought that when he woke up, he would pass through the book and become Luan Yibai.
Looking at the charming face reflected in the mirror, Xi Yan held his breath, and his little heart suddenly began to flutter.
He declared loudly.
Get out of my way with all these scumbag attacks!
Luan Yibai's little chrysanthemum will be guarded by me!
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One day, Luan Yibai woke up and found that his body was occupied by another person.
He could only watch helplessly as Xi Yan stuffed the smelly socks into the mouth of his malicious roommate, punched him one after another, and forced him to call him daddy.
Then he turned around and cried until he heard the sound, and complained to the dormitory manager who heard the sound.
"Uncle! They bully me! Hey, hey, hey..."
Luan Yibai: "..."
In a public bathroom that was perfect for something unspeakable to happen, Xi Yan pulled the shower curtain and felt like he was back in his happy hometown. He was scrubbing himself in the shower while screaming at the top of his lungs.
Xi Yan: I like to take a bath and have good skin~
Others: Oh oh oh~
Xi Yan: Put on a shower cap and sing and dance~
Others: Oh oh oh~
Everyone was led astray by him, and the charming atmosphere in the bathroom was completely wiped out as the water mist steamed up.
Luan Yibai: "..."
He never knew that a person could live such a wanton and happy life.
Can do it and never beep sand sculpture Kawa 1 attack × pitiful in the early stage and a dark belly in the later stage, a gentle beauty suffers
Intention: Keep it until the clouds open and the moon shines
Reader comments
Gojo can't see other people's jutsu, doesn't he have six eyes?
Gojo can't see other people's jutsu, doesn't he have six eyes?