Zhou Yan was thrown into a live slow variety show as soon as he landed. Relying on years of experience as a social animal, Zhou Yan quickly figured out a few things:
1. What she is wearing is a love story.
2. She is the original heroine who was riddled with dirt and was so poor that she could not even afford to treat her relatives' serious illnesses.
3. Why is the original heroine so miserable? Answer: The original heroine's luck was taken away.
Zhou Yan: I am the sheep whose wool is being harvested? ? ? I can't stand it anymore.
Zhou Yan, who couldn't stand it, began to make plans. After some operations, luck began to return, and at the same time as luck returned, it began to backfire!
——Zhou Yan cooked a meal using an earthen stove? Chain restaurant brands approached her for advertising.
At the same time, the person who was plucking the wool was so angry that he vomited blood and got messed up instead~
——Zhou Yan stretched his legs casually when he saw fellow villagers chasing the "thief"? He was named and praised by the official blog, and the police uncle came specially to deliver the banner.
At the same time, the wool-gathering people were so happy that they were ridiculed by the whole internet~
——Zhou Yan picked up a child? He was the sole heir to a chaebol, and high-end luxury brands lined up to endorse him.
At the same time, the people who harvested wool not only offended the boss and lost all their resources, but were also ridiculed by the fashion editor~
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The man who gathered the wool lost almost everything, and he looked like a madman: "You took away everything from me! Those are all mine!"
Zhou Yan looked at that person like a piece of trash: Yours? Then why did they all run towards me?
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Meng Chengzhou recently noticed some strange changes taking place in himself. Whenever he meets Zhou Yan, a voice will appear in his head and say to him: This is your heroine, you want to seduce her, kiss her, pester her, and finally make her your own!
Meng Chengzhou ignored it at first, but the system became more and more enthusiastic. Until one day, the system began to run further and further away from the edge of review, and our socially fearful actor Meng could no longer hold back.
Meng Chengzhou looked upright, the tips of his ears were red, and he couldn't bear it anymore and blurted out: "Can you shut up!"
Zhou Yan, who was eating noodles, looked up blankly: "Ah? But how can I eat if I shut up?"
The end of the column "She became famous after dressing up as the richest man's daughter and becoming the most popular person on the internet"
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Open "Chief She Vomited Blood Again [Interstellar Mecha]" immediately
General Shen Yi, the strongest mecha warrior of the Imperial Expeditionary Force, died under siege. After waking up, he found that he was not only living on the deserted star, but also had a weak body that was vomiting blood every step of the way.
Shen Yi: It's better to just die.
In order to survive, Shen Yi returned to his old business, wearing a small vest and operating a virtual machine.
A few months later, a "big devil" appeared in the virtual machine battle area.
The "Big Devil" slaughtered all the people on the list, and also penetrated the fifth area, and disappeared completely on the same day.
Before disappearing, she smashed the crystal ball representing the highest honor in the battle zone in front of the global broadcast screen and said wildly:
[Trash, no one can fight.
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A new student came to the Imperial Military Academy. He was humble and polite, with great mental strength, but his health was very poor. He vomited blood and fainted on the first day of enrollment.
In the military academy league, Shen was disliked as soon as he appeared on the court.
——Is this the chief who vomits blood when exposed to the sun and is stunned by actual combat exercises?
The league is over, and everyone's eyes are wild.
——The real chief means beating people while vomiting blood! After the fight, you have to smile and comfort your opponent, that's your style!
Overnight, the entire Star Territory became a fan of Shen Yi.
**
The five-year Star Domain Virtual Machine Competition opens.
Game friend: Shen, come and form a team, we need you.
Shen Yi: Okay.
Military school teacher: This year's holiday activity is to participate in the virtual machine competition. Shen Yi, you are responsible for leading the team.
Shen Yi: ... It's okay as long as I arrange it properly.
On the eve of the finals, the final rules were released, and Shen Yi and the "Big Devil" appeared at the same time.
As soon as the news came out, the whole country was excited. Everyone was expecting Shen Yi to teach that arrogant guy a lesson.
Shen Yi, who was holding two accounts: ... Seems to have lost his temper!
Serious copywriting:
Shen Yi once died for the source of human beings and alien beasts. She thought she would turn into dust in the universe, but she woke up again 700 years later.
Shen Yi thought that life would be as stable and beautiful as she imagined, but frequent accidents told her that everything was not as peaceful as it seemed.
The divided human society, the race that covets human beings behind the scenes, and the huge conspiracy enveloped the galaxy and Shen Yi.
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*Note: The heroine is quite healthy, but her mental strength is too strong.
*Note: I like interstellar mechas.
Purpose: Those who work hard are the happiest