But the Mountain God Just Wants to Have a Career

[Pre-collection of the fantasy novels "The Witch Refuses to Be Raiders" [Western Fantasy] and "I Advise You to Tie Your Tail" is at the end. You can also click on the column to view it! (Take a look~)] The text is over and you can kill it! ! ! Copywriting of this article: A witty girl mountain god × a scheming snake demon who protects his wife for thousands of years Heroine When she wakes up, Yuexiang takes the food system and travels into an ancient comic book. According to the development of the plot, Yuexiang was supposed to marry the mountain god here, the snake demon, and leave it to fate to live or die. Unexpectedly, the snake demon simply gave up and gave the mountain god's position to Yuexiang. But once you become a mountain god, you are no longer a mortal. If you don't behave, you won't behave! But with zero survival skills, what should I do if I have to survive in the wilderness in the deep mountains and old forests, and I still need to accumulate spiritual power to protect the mountain village? There is no golden finger to soar to the sky, but the system has a super rich blind box of recipes. If you follow the system and learn to cook, you will definitely not fall over! Earn points and redeem them for homecoming vouchers! In order to be able to go home, the newly minted mountain god, who had no fingers in the spring water, set up a stove in his small dilapidated temple and wielded a spatula. Mixed wild vegetables, ginseng chicken soup, fish head with chopped pepper, roast suckling pig, mushroom soup hot pot... Whether it's using local ingredients or exchanging them through the system, the little mountain god's cooking skills are getting better and better, and fairies from all over the country want to have a taste. Come and invite me inside, you can pay with both money and spiritual energy! The business is getting bigger and bigger, and the little mountain god has become famous in the demon world for his delicious food. He is so busy every day that his feet never touch the ground, and the snake demon seems to avoid strangers. Forget about love, career is more important. Until the night when the snake demon was drunk, his tail was tightly wrapped around Yuexiang's arm. "Can you marry me again, this time for real." Male protagonist Suddenly a young lady appeared in the temple. I heard that she was forced to marry. The scene of her in a red wedding dress standing in the water catching fish under the sunset made him unable to take his eyes away for a long time. It's just that such a cute girl is really not suitable to survive in this deep mountain and old forest. Especially, as a mortal. In order to keep her by my side, what does being a mere mountain god mean? This girl is quite capable. Not only can she cook good food, but she can also open a restaurant. More and more diners are coming to the mountains for her. She is really unrestrained. She hangs around my wife all day long. She has not been with me as long as you. In order to make her look at you more, be a good housekeeper. If she likes to cook, help her prepare the dishes. When she hears others praising her delicious food, praise her in a different way. If she wants to open a restaurant, help her with the preparations. It's just that she is busy every day, and there are some things she can't say. Why don't you pretend to be drunk? _____ The ending is HE, mostly cookies. The male and female protagonists will encounter difficulties occasionally, but they will be solved quickly! There will be a lot of drama interspersed during the cooking process, it's not about delicious food from beginning to end~ --- ["The Witch Refuses to Be Raiders" [Western Fantasy] Copywriter: ] The ancient magic family Hoxton had prosperous ancestors, but in the end they only left an only daughter. Celia, who was destined to be married, had been surrounded by thousands of favors for as long as she could remember. However, when she reached the age where she should have been sensible, people discovered that Celia was still as naive as a child. Her brain seemed to be stuck in childhood forever. The boys brought all kinds of novelty toys, and she enthusiastically pulled them to play with them; The elders came to visit with heavy gifts, and she waited from a distance with her lace skirt in hand. She was asked to choose her favorite husband's family. She blinked her big eyes and said, "Marriage? What is that?" Others only think of her as a little girl who holds a doll all day long and only cries and goes to Mr. Carlos when something happens. She can succeed if she is coaxed. Until one day, at the elders' meeting, the girl playing nearby suddenly threw away her doll and her eyes were as cold as ice. "I have already dealt with all those who covet the Horston family." [Soft and harmless/Black Lotus Double-Faced Witch × Willing to surrender to the sickly and scheming patron saint] 1. Carlos Chapter He spent almost all of his nine years at the Hoxton home. The task entrusted to him was not only to take care of the family affairs, but more importantly, to take care of the orphans of his deceased friends. There are only a few nine years in life, and she is about to get married as a wife. He and she are destined not to usher in another nine years. "Mr. Carlos, would you like to take a bath with me? Just like you did when I was a kid." The girl sat on the edge of the soft bed, dangling her pink little feet. "No, you are a big girl now, you have to learn to be alone." The man's Adam's apple rolled up and down, and then he became angry because of the thoughts that came to his mind. "But Mr. Carlos, I want you to tell me a story." "Okay, my little Celia, but keep the curtains closed." 2. Egon Chapter On a rainy night, she found a weak young man who had been soaked all over and fell under a tree. His wet silver hair covered most of his face. The girl was condescending, "I can kill you." The young man licked his wounds again and again, thinking about how to save his life. "As long as you like," he coaxed. However, he never imagined that Celia, who was as petite and cute as a doll, would actually have a secret room in her princess room. It wasn't until his wrists and ankles were scratched by the cold chains again that he finally realized that the girl in front of him was terrifying. Torture, starvation, forced to wake up... I don't know how many days and nights passed, when he was confused and confused, a girl in a goose-yellow dress jumped up and opened the door. "Come out, Egon, and I will take you to the supper. Today, you are my valet." She took him to meet celebrities at dinner parties and taste rare delicacies. She always smiled at him, sweet and innocent. When the banquet was over, the chain was fastened back to his wrist... He gradually became lost and could hardly distinguish between illusion and reality. "Egon, take the oath." "I am willing to surrender at your feet for the rest of my life, until I give my life." He blurted out. --- ["I advise you to keep your tail closed" copy:] Ning Ran went to pick up an umbrella that was swept into an alley by the wind on a rainy night, and was almost attacked by a pack of wild dogs. A husky rushed out to save her, but she fainted. Does a coffee shop owner really have time for a dog? But he is really good-looking and pretty. Ning Ran was busy at the store during the day and at home at night. In order to open a chain store, she also earned rice to buy meat for Gouzi. People only know that Boss Ning's family has a new pet: a new breed of husky that is not very close to him. But they didn't know that this husky was actually a wolf, or one that could turn into human form. It's just that this werewolf didn't seem to have a clear mind. Ning Ran finally helped him retrieve his previous memories. He frowned. No, it seems that things are not that simple! But forget it, the rules of the human world are that you help me and I will help you. If you feel bad about it, just give me something in return. Hehe. # Profit coffee shop owner×Cold outside and charming inside, big jealous wolf# (First transformation) Ning Ran: I didn't see it, it seems like I was dreaming. A certain wolf: Hehe, the discrimination ability of lower creatures is nothing more than this. (Second transformation) Ning Ran: Why are you coming here? Just go back to the house and go to sleep! A certain wolf: But I seem to be drunk. I feel so hot and you feel cold. (Nth transformation) Ning Ran: Zhan Rong, you'd better control yourself and don't show your tail when you get excited, or scare away my customers. A certain wolf: I really can't control it, I feel so wronged. HE is a sweet article, I don't intend to torture you! Just be sweet! ! ! Isn't such a cute werewolf worthy of a small collection~ ------ Mission: Food heals everything