First Graduate Student in Theology

Tan Jilai, who is engaged in religious studies, was abducted by his tutor Meng Tong to Xiangxi on the first day he enrolled as a graduate student. That's right, it's the Xiangxi in "Story Collection" where corpses are driven away, cave girls, and Miao Gu are hunted. He scratched his head and asked his mentor Meng Tong: "What are we doing here?" Meng Tong pushed up his glasses: "Our theology focuses on field research." Field research? What to study? Theology? How to carry out on-the-spot scientific research on theology? Tan Jilai stammered and asked: "Isn't theology a discipline that studies the development of Christianity in the European Middle Ages???" Meng Tong smiled cruelly: "You are wrong, you are talking about the religious studies next door." "So our major is..." "Study the scientific principles behind zombies, worms, parallel time and space and other supernatural phenomena..." Tan Ji came to take environmental samples and was chased by zombies. He used high-dimensional calculations to create more than a dozen "selves". After checking the information, he was investigated as a suspect by the special police. He vomited blood and shouted: I applied for the wrong major - I want to drop out of school - *%.#^_^=&@…… Bang, bang, bang, bang, hit... Three years later, with a bruised nose and a swollen face, Tan Jilai tearfully submitted his graduation thesis - "On the Correct Way to Open High-Dimensional Space." Once published, it became a global hit. With a master's degree, he has transformed into the world's top paranormal expert. During the program interview, the host asked him: "Can you talk about your journey of dedicating yourself to the common cause of all mankind?" Tan Ji came to cover his face: "I also accidentally embarked on the path of scientific research..." ········································ Food Guide 1. 1V1, two-way affection, two-way rush, two-way protection, he. 2. Straight ball students are attacked by x gentle SWAT. 3. The main plot is the tragic scientific research journey (sweet love experience) of a certain unlucky master's student. 4. The author is materialistic, the article is idealistic, science fiction is nonsense, and the theory is fictitious. 5. Thanks for the cover @ ········································ ········································ [Pre-receipt of the article "Infinite Auction"] In an infinite game, players are divided into several groups to fight in teams, and use game currency to participate in auctions to obtain survival time and game props. The initial game currency for each group is 100 points. Once it is spent, it will be gone... And the people will be gone. All players carefully guard their group's game currency. There was only one group, and a beautiful young man with clear and stupid eyes came out. In the first ten minutes— "I'll pay 99." His teammates were almost crazy: You spent 99 points to buy a bottle of mineral water. Do you have any serious illness? ! The "beautiful fool" with a face named Ji Nan turned a deaf ear and seriously inquired of other groups: Is there anyone who won 100? Other groups:………… This group is considered useless. * They looked at Ji Nan's teammates and players sympathetically, thinking that the whole group would die soon. But wait, wait... Huh? Wait, why is that group of wealth growing so fast! ! ! I heard that Ji Nan first used the bottle of mineral water to unlock an advanced plot and received a 200-point reward; then he recruited a big boss, which came with equipment worth 800 points. … One level after another, almost all the rewards were harvested by Ji Nan. Even if a steel ball fell from the sky, it would have to be named Ji. So much so that in the later period, Jinan's teammates looked at the game coins that were skyrocketing every second, and smiled tiredly: They can't spend it all, they can't spend it all. In response to this, the hungry and skinny player next door, who couldn't even eat half a piece of steamed bun in three meals, said: I*%.#^_^=&@...... * Ji Nan was born with a beautiful face that is harmless to humans and animals, and her body was also thin. So much so that his teammates regard him as a sb dragster. It wasn't until he effortlessly crushed the boss's skull and made thousands of game coins that his teammates realized that he was the one who wasted his time. Ji Nan: I spent 10,000 yuan to get nothing, do you have any objections? Teammate: No, no, no! Play however you want! [The rich man Shou who spends money like water and makes money like waterfall x Kuo Shaogong who also has good fortune and makes people jealous] ········································ [Pre-released article "Out of Science"] University professor Jiang Ran lives a peaceful life, with daily life at home and at school. Until he moved across the street and found a new neighbor, his life suddenly became weird. One second he was entering the elevator with his neighbor, and the next second he was the only one in the elevator. Mingming watched his neighbor leave the community on foot, and when he was replying to WeChat, he knocked on the door. Xiao Ziyang: "I bought pecans, will you eat them?" Jiang Ran: "..." I don't dare to eat it, brother... He quietly called the police, and after completing the record, he never saw anyone coming or going from the opposite door for a long time. One day later, during an admissions interview, Jiang Ran unexpectedly discovered that his neighbor, who had been missing for a long time, had applied for his Ph. D. What's even more outrageous is that the neighbor is obviously five or six years older and half a head taller than him. Jiang Ran: "Classmate, I have a prerequisite for accepting students." Xiao Ziyang: "Say." Jiang Ran: "The other party must first be a person..." Xiao Ziyang: "... Who do you think is not a human being?" [This is not a supernatural novel, the author is firmly materialistic and believes in science] [PhD Ph. D. Of Fishing Department x Professor Honesty] Purpose: Only through hard work can we realize the value of life