"Why are you pestering me again and again? Come and die!"
"That won't work, because I'm your only one."
Yes, you are my only one, but I am not your only one.
"What am I to you?!"
"You are my friend."
Yes, my friend, it was just me being pretentious from the beginning.
...
If Naruto hadn't been a hot-blooded manga, my Sasuke wouldn't be in so much pain, and I wouldn't be so upset.
Purpose: To get rid of my headache
