Tang Yi's luck has always been bad.
I got a pretty good score in the college entrance examination. I could have gone to a good university with a relatively low tuition fee, but instead I went to a Pheasant University with a tuition fee of 30,000 yuan!
I also chose engineering, so I just went to build bridges...
After two years of building the bridge, Tang Yi shouted to the sky: "Building bridges is so fucking boring! I quit!!!"
So I applied to be a soldier, and was later sent to be an engineer... What do engineers do? Ah, I went to build the bridge...
Tang Yi: "…………"
Later he went to relax on the bridge he built, and so on! Why do you feel so spooky? ! Ah! The elder brother next to him was stabbed with a knife and his waist was about to fall out! Ah! The elder sister in front of me is going to have her brains spilled out!
I vaguely saw a person in front of me, still shouting leisurely: "Meng Po Soup, come and drink Meng Po Soup"
When the man saw him, he actually shouted: "Sister-in-law WC is back!?"
Then, a group of crooked melons and cracked jujubes appeared and were equally surprised: "WC City Lord's wife is back!?" "Where is the King of Hell, tell the King of Hell that his wife is back!!"
So for the first time in Tang Yi's short twenty-six-year-old life, someone called him sister-in-law: "Oh, this is the wrong person..."
As a result, after returning home, I would see some strange things from time to time.
"Ah, that is the daughter-in-law of the King of Hell who accidentally drank Meng Po soup decades ago." "Wow, you are so lucky."
Tang Yi: "..." I thank you
But the most speechless thing is probably that I always meet a middle-class idiot boy who calls himself the King of Hell, and his mother calls him wife every day!
Demining
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