The boss with super soft ears is aggressive x super thick-skinned and beautiful
Gou Xun used his twenty years of wandering life to fully tell the world what blessings and misfortunes depend on each other.
For example, although he is homeless, he is well fed and clothed, and he has super powers that others cannot envy. For example, he has been poor for half his life, but he has won a million dollars. For example, although he won a prize, he was stabbed by an unscrupulous businessman. For example, even though he died, he received an adventure. As long as he cleared the dungeon, he would have the opportunity to go back and inherit his inheritance.
Facing the crisis-ridden dungeon, Gou Xun shouted the slogan "Everything is inferior, only Gou's life is high!"
After hiding behind the boss and paddling many times, he finally caught his eye.
"Besides my wife, the only one who can hide behind me is my son."
Gou Xun said obediently, "Dad, help!"
Passerby's perspective: My name is NPC, and I am a creature in a certain instance. Recently, I heard from an NPC in another dungeon that someone there touched a mentally retarded player next to the boss, and then he was stabbed by the boss, and the system was helpless about this. I appeal to everyone to avoid a player named Gou Xiong!
NPCs: Received
Gou Xun: "You should die anyway."
Player: "Unfair! Why are they the only ones who can fight NPCs!"
System: How about you talk to the NPC yourself?
Tips for reading the article: 1. The author promises that his mother will not abuse his son.
2. The writing is bad, don't criticize the author if you criticize the characters.
3. The author lives in the mountains, the signal is not good, and updates are irregular.
Intention: None yet