Next door is a sequel to "Cat Fireman Raising Two-Legged Meow". Please add it to your collection.
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"Go down the mountain to find your seven senior brothers."
Song Yiwan went north alone, worried about being penniless and having nowhere to stay. He happened to meet someone who was recruiting members for a women's team training camp. He was offered food and accommodation for three months, and he still had money after the job.
However, the purpose of recruitment is not to debut in a group, but to serve as a foil for the boss's daughter.
Song Yiwan signed up without hesitation.
During the preliminary round, all the great talents showed off their talents, and the scene went crazy. Song Yiwan couldn't sing and dance. When it was her turn, she hesitated for a long time and finally took out a big hammer and said, "Then I'll show you a chest-breaking rock-breaking performance."
The next day, "A top instructor had his chest broken" went directly to the top of the hot search list.
The whole Internet is saying: If you dare to offend the top people on the first day, a bowl of Song will be cold!
Later...
Song Yiwan carried her teammates with one hand, ran with sparks, her head was harder than a stick, and her high-pitched voice broke glass; she caught thieves on a live broadcast on a trapeze, smashed walls with her casserole iron fist, and even used her shield to save their "brother" in critical moments!
Netizens defected one after another: One vote for you, one vote for me, and the bowl god will make his debut tomorrow!
After his debut, Song Yiwan was invited to participate in the wildest survival variety show in history. The director said that each person could bring three items.
Others: lighter, knife, compressed biscuits
Song Yiwan: Fourth Senior Brother, Fifth Senior Brother, Sixth Senior Brother
The whole network laughed: It looks like he has no experience at first glance, he will definitely not survive for three days!
The third day...
The artists in other groups relied on hunger to eat and shivering to stay warm. They sat in front of a simple tent every day, crying and wanting to go home.
And Song Yiwan——
The fourth senior brother breathed fire and shook the spoon, making the neighbors cry;
The fifth brother whistled and all the animals brought the food to him;
The Sixth Brother simulated all things and performed an idol drama with his voice to relieve his boredom;
She was lying on a soft lounge chair, petting the big cat, opening its mouth and eating the peeled grapes fed to her one by one...
Netizens covered their faces: This book is also called "Today I relied on my acrobatic brother to win in the entertainment industry"
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A beautiful female host on the podium asked shyly: "Teacher Tang Lai is talented and famous at a young age, but he is still single. Fans would like to know what type of ideal girlfriend you have in mind?"
Tang Lai smiled and said, "I like girls who are simpler. It's best if they can kick a giant screen with their feet and split Hainan coconuts with their hands. They can scare away wolves with their voices and snow leopards will treat them like cute pets. Their waist can be dented into an 'n' and their legs can be split into an 'I'. A bamboo pole can float on the water and a rope can go up to the sky. They can also crush big rocks with their chests to give me good luck."
Female host: "..." Why don't you give your name directly?
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Country acrobatic girl × the flower of the music world
God said that I am "excellent in my horoscopes, and I am destined to commit a lone star." Until I met you, God would kill God if he stood in his way, and he would kill Buddha if he stood in the way of Buddha.
Reading Guide
Easy sand sculptures, pseudo-metaphysics
Seven senior brothers maintain family ties 1V1 without prototype
Teammates love each other and don't fight each other
Acrobatics are artistically processed and should not be imitated.
Intention: Strive to shine and heat
