Become a Humanoid Natural Disaster by Making Bad Movies

The protagonist, an 18th-tier star, has no money and no background. Before the production was about to start, he suddenly received a notice that someone had brought money into the production to snatch his role. The crew wanted to either get out of here, or they could only play the evil demon king villain with exaggerated makeup and a flat and mentally retarded character. Due to lack of money, the protagonist had no choice but to accept the crew's arrangement and play the villain role. The Devil is a king who wears a suit and holds a long black umbrella. After saying a few lines, he closes the umbrella and then turns into a flock of crows and flies away. Most of the shots rely on post-production special effects, so the shooting is very easy. However, when he went out the next day, the moment he folded up his parasol, the protagonist actually turned into a group of crows with a bang, and then teleported to his home. Protagonist: "...?" Not a buddy, what do you mean? From then on, the protagonist lived a life of saving bus and subway tickets. Because he was still short of money, after the filming, he accepted another guest appearance invitation, this time to play the role of the evil demon king. The demon king was pure cannon fodder and died within seconds after he appeared. He exploded with blood and opened the gate to the underworld within two minutes of being online. That night when the protagonist returned home and opened the curtains, as expected, the door of hell was wide open and the evil spirits were wailing. Protagonist: "???" Turn it off, turn it off, turn it off quickly! When the next step was to choose a script, the protagonist meditated and chose a comic book script with supernatural powers. Although the villain in the play is a slovenly psychopath, he can use the Pegasus Meteor Punch and can even blow up the earth with one punch. The next day, the protagonist acted bravely and punched the robber into the ICU. Protagonist: "..." Got it, the criteria for selecting scripts will change immediately. Since then, he has passionately played magical characters such as the immortal who opened the gate of heaven with a sword, the space-time policeman who can distort the entity with telekinesis, and the mutant whose eyes can shoot lasers. However, because the protagonist's face is so good-looking, even with abstract makeup, he attracted many fans. People even went to the set to block him, begging him to play a more serious and handsome role and stop ruining his face. The protagonist smiled heartily: "What's the use of being handsome? Being strong lasts a lifetime." After saying that, he clenched his fists coldly and walked away through the void. Fan: "...?" 3D special effects in reality? Crew: "???" No, brother, are you really good at it? ▼ The director of the Superpower Management Bureau came home exhausted after a long day's work. Last night, they had an encounter with a mysterious superpower. They tried their best and could not defeat it, so they regretfully left the show. After throwing away his trench coat, he turned on the TV and happened to hear the villain yelling: "Accept the judgment——" The director almost jumped because the superpower yelled like this last night and punched his colleague into the sewer. What, do humanoid natural disasters also like to watch comic book dramas these days? ▼ Humanoid Disaster·Protagonist. Me: Not only do I love watching it, I also love to act in it : P 2015.1.18Left to be revised Mission: Science and technology change life and build a beautiful motherland