This article has a dark side, so please come in calmly!
"You have to be responsible for me!" A certain man said matter-of-factly.
"Xiami?" I was so shocked that my chin almost touched the ground. I dug out my ears with my hands, removed all the earwax and flicked it away with my middle finger. I said in horror, "Why?"
He glanced at my hand with disgust and said calmly: "First, you touched me!"
"When, why didn't I know?"
"My mother said you pinched my face when you were two years old!"
"Does this count?" The Yellow River is roaring and the Yangtze River is flooding.
He ignored my frantic expression and continued calmly: "Second, you took a peek at my beautiful body!"
"How old are you?" I couldn't help but raise my voice to the highest decibel level.
He covered his ears and squeezed out two words: "Five years old!"
He spread his hands and finally made a concluding sentence: "So, you have to be responsible for me!"
"Shameless!" I yelled and rushed towards him, using my hand that had just picked out earwax to move up and down his body.