The End Came After Being Confessed by the Brother of the Crush

A discussion thread appeared in the largest online forum called "If zombies appear, what can your profession or skills do for you?" There are all kinds of bullshit and snake gods in the comments below, for example, A student majoring in tourism management from the School of Humanities: "Hello everyone, what we are seeing now is Area 1 of the Zombie Park. The zombies here are quite agitated. Please don't approach them easily. Sir, please watch your children! Don't touch the zombies casually!" A student majoring in international trade at the Institute of International Trade: "Thesis topic: 'Discuss the impact of the end of the world on international trade'?" A fellow Applied English major from Guomao: "Write an English composition of no less than 500 words on the theme of the end of the world." A student from the School of History majoring in Chinese language and literature: "Reciting classical Chinese to the zombies and translating a long text with different meanings from ancient to modern times." Of course, as the future pillars of the motherland, the young and strong labor force at the center of the country, students who keep the core socialist values in mind still feel that even if the doomsday comes, the country will solve it. But will it really go the way they think? Welcome to the large-scale hilarious escape documentary "Atypical Doomsday", also known as "I Have a Date with a Zombie" and "Zombie Observation Record"! Purpose: Love is poisonous to the brain, so don't eat it if you are sad.