Shen Jinghui never thought that he would pick up a "rabbit" one day.
One day he passed by an alley and saw Fang Fang, the most famous school bully in No. 4 Middle School, squatting in the corner, eating what?
Take a closer look.
Oh, eating grass...
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No. 4 Middle School is the worst high school in Jiang City, with all kinds of bullies emerging one after another. First he is the class bully, then he is the class bully, then he is the school bully.
A certain super champion named Fang Fang won a great victory in a battle with the vocational high school next door and was promoted to the school champion.
He was a domineering man, and would raise his fist whenever anyone was upset. Probably the best thing he ever did in his life was to help an old lady cross the road.
There are many rumors about him in No. 4 Middle School, it just depends on what the listener is willing to believe.
Shen Jinghui chose to study in No. 4 Middle School because it was close to home. His grades are pretty good. He is what the teacher calls cabbage when picking cabbage from a pile of carrots.
It is common for school bullies to dislike academic bullies.
Shen Jinghui knew that Fang Fang couldn't stand him. But I didn't expect that one day after Fang Fang was hit on the head, cognitive bias would occur and he would fall into his hands...
Sometimes the school bully thinks he is a rabbit.
Equation: "I'm just an innocent little rabbit, are you my master?"
Shen Jinghui: "Well, you move your rabbit ears and I'll give you a carrot."
Equation's ears moved in response to the sound, and his eyes were as bright as a rabbit.
Shen Jinghui's heart os: Rabbit, seems to have a period at any time?
Sometimes the school bully thinks he is a bitch.
Equation: "Master, play Frisbee with me!"
Shen Jinghui: "There is no Frisbee."
Equation: "Then you play with me!"
Shen Jinghui: "?"
A few minutes later, Shen Jinghui touched Fang Fang's belly and purred...
Sometimes the school bully thinks he is a pig.
Shen Jinghui brought him a piece of braised pork.
Fang Fang looked at his pig brother and brother, who were already fragrant, and sobbed: "Master, I'll eat less, don't fatten me up, okay?"
Shen Jinghui: "What do you mean?"
Fang Fang cried and took a bite of Brother Pig, and cried even more miserably: "I don't want to be chopped up by you to make braised pork. Oh, oh, oh, master, if you really want to eat me! Tell me in advance that I will exercise hard so that all you eat is lean meat."
Shen Jinghui laughed so hard that he wanted to roll on the spot.
Sometimes the school bully thinks he is a lion.
Lions are very territorial.
Shen Jinghui looked at his eyes, and then silently pulled up his clothes.
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Food guide:
1. It's a bit of a fantasy, with no fantasy elements. The equation is about having my brain smashed because of fighting with someone (so fighting is risky and is not recommended!!!)
2. The copywriting is useless and I will write it again when I think of it.
Intention: Be positive and live seriously