Han Xun is a top-notch high school student. One day he was pulled into a death game while answering questions. According to this system sister, it means that if you can't win the game, you will die? !
[System]: "Welcome to the game! [Congratulations, congratulations] [Spread flowers, spread flowers]!"
Han Xun: "Get the hell out of here!"
The most annoying part of the system is of course the skills she assigned to Han Xun.
"Beautiful and melodious quintessence of Chinese culture"! ?
What rubbish!
The skill freeze time is so long, are you kidding me?
But don't mention it, the damage is quite high. Satisfaction
As a result, Han Xun went further and further on his road to death.
Encountering the NPC headless old lady:
"You see, it's not easy for people to survive. If you want to find it, just look for that stupid system."
Headless old lady: "..."
Silently walked behind him.
Meet the Undersea King:
"Your Majesty, this is not how you pronounce hei hai hei. You should put the emphasis on the last word..."
King: "..."
"All sea creatures, follow my orders and make him sashimi!"
In this way, Han Xun is known as "breaking the conventional thinking pattern", but in fact he is always on the verge of committing suicide.
Whenever he succeeds in trying to commit suicide, he will... Well, activate his own skills.
"I'll fuck you, uncle! You idiot!"
Swallowing mountains and rivers with anger, sweeping thousands of armies.
[System]: "Player Han Xun activates the skill "Beautiful Chinese Quintessence"! "
Hey, I don't want such a skill, but the system asks me to do it, so I can't do anything!
However, he will always use his knowledge to come forward in various critical moments!
[System]: "Tsk, stupid humans, you college students are not as good as me at verbal arithmetic! (Quietly)"
Han Xun: "Is it fun to tear things up? "
Then, he met the boss-level figure, Qin Xie.
Qin Xie: "You are so good! "
Han Xun: "You can you up? "
After Qin Xie "up" a few times, Han really realized how much of a noob he was.
Qin Xie: "You are so good! "
"It's okay, let me practice more! "Han Xun managed to maintain a smile.
Fortunately, his IQ is online, so with practice... He can barely pass.
After all, in order to survive, everyone will show the level of nine-year compulsory education!
Purpose: In order to survive, you must show the level of nine-year compulsory education!
